Play3r
Men.
not really
i just think its kinda cool because i haven't even been on FAF for a month and i already have over 1,000 reactions.
Predators and Prey
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- fun game lol predsvsprey
i just think its kinda cool because i haven't even been on FAF for a month and i already have over 1,000 reactions.
Lenago
Top hatted fox
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*crafts new pants from cow leather and returns*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Shows just how cool you are.
Play3r
Men.
*pulls netherite sword out*
MURDERER
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*draws regular sword*
The cows were non-sentient. I understand your concern, but I assure you, no murder went into the production of my pants.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Ari, When did I hit 11,000 posts? Wasn't that yesterday?
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*sheathes sword*
There, see? That’s how we resolve conflicts. We talk things out, we don’t suddenly get people in full body locks.
*glares at @ssaannttoo*
Not sure. You didn’t say anything special for post 11,000 so I have nothing I can search for.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
What!? You bit me in response!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Damn straight! Me responding in a perfectly appropriate manner to your sudden assault does not negate your assault!
*checks money*
*it’s sufficient*
*grumbles and returns home again*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Just saying, biting isn't a very honorable tactic.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Neither’s a full body lock! We weren’t in an honorable duel! If you want one of those, we can arrange that!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
That’d be nice. Tell them to stop suddenly trying to touch me and we can stop the fighting
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
A full body lock is very honorable because I am subduing you without causing you any lasting damage! I will probably have a scar my entire life.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
WHY WERE YOU SUBDUING ME
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
SO LENAGO COULD SPANK YOU! PLAYFULLY!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Okay. So you were restraining me so you could assist Lenago in committing assault. Sounds like I was entirely justified in any force necessary to escape.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
No, it wasn't! If I was gonna kill you sure. But I wasn't. You wouldn't have been hurt if he did, which he didn't. *GLares at him.*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
I’m pretty sure spanking hurts! Not that I’d know for sure, as I’ve never suffered the indignity. But I’ve seen it done, it’s not pretty.
And I could very easily die to a blowtorch. Easier than most people could.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
From what I heard you dont care about type disadvantages! I wasn't there, but I heard you killed your own son.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
That was an accident. And he wasn’t really my son, in most senses of the phrase. And he was very close to doing me in. It’s an accident I’m doing my damndest never to repeat, which is why I didn’t run you through on the spot when you rushed me!