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Why am I suddenly hungry for frog's legs?
Don't make me... have someone strong to throw you into a tar pit, big buddy!Why am I suddenly hungry for frog's legs?
Well said, m' dudeunknown
*Tries to figure out if you're edible*unknown
What makes you think I was talking about you? You aren't the only frog in the pond, as they say.Don't make me... have someone strong to throw you into a tar pit, big buddy!
*looks at the loot**Prances back from a thrilling duel with other pirates, didn't get the Axminster rugs but did relieve Blondbeard of his silverware, comfy sofa and Elvis records.*
*while keeping a certain distance from his drooling face* I mean, I can find you a restaurant. I'm sure FAF has elevators somewhere...What makes you think I was talking about you? You aren't the only frog in the pond, as they say.
Wait... DROOLING?!!*while keeping a certain distance from his drooling face* I mean, I can find you a restaurant. I'm sure FAF has elevators somewhere...
*hops back* Yes, I MEAN NO, I MEAN, what did I say??! Exactly what you are NOT thinking, I think!!Wait... DROOLING?!!
Yeeeesh!*looks at the loot*
Huh, you even took a panting of Blondbeards mom
*pulls out a panting of a old big bearded lady*
*covertly takes cover behind you*
*looks at the painting and then at you*Yeeeesh!
Arr, I wasn't paying attention.
He may have taken his mother's good looks, but what did he DO with them?*looks at the painting and then at you*
I can see he took his mother's "good looks"...
Wh-*covertly takes cover behind you*
ohWhy am I suddenly hungry for frog's legs?
Did not put them in this painting thats for sure....He may have taken his mother's good looks, but what did he DO with them?