Predators and Prey

[Play3r]

[I'm here just imagining the contrast between a relatively peaceful, controlled journey through the seas, and the upside down clumsy spree of utter craziness being narrated that comes after being hugged by me, and laughing my head off, wondering if I'll ever be fixed]

*stabs with a USB-A connected to player*
*BSOD*

 

[ben909]

Currently in the “hurry up and wait stage of work...

 

[Guifrog]

*Touches Guifrog and then passes out*

*turns around* Oh? Uh... that's a weird way of greeting me, is it the way of your people? *deliberately falls, too, in attempt to return the greet*

*stabs with a USB-A connected to player*
*BSOD*

-urrggh!!-
I-I don't t-think our cultures a-align very well, b-buddy *legit passes out, probably more in tune with Weirdo's greeting now*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Shimmies.*

 

[Lenago]

Lost in ports unknown after getting high of @Guifrog .
*Drifts in a world of colours that are not colours, and music that is not of this world, a world where Richard Nixon plays banjo and rides a celestial space whale.*

*stares at you and pokes you with a stick*

Well,glad its not me for once...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Shimmies out, covered in bandages.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shimmies out, covered in bandages.*

*offers healing potion*
No one should suffer needlessly. Plus I’m worried you’re enjoying it.

 

[Lenago]

*Shimmies out, covered in bandages.*

*stares at you*

What in blazing blue blazes happen to you??

 

[ssaannttoo]

*offers healing potion*
No one should suffer needlessly. Plus I’m worried you’re enjoying it.

I'm not enjoying this..

*Looks super pained beyond comfort.*

*stares at you*

What in blazing blue blazes happen to you??

I got boiled..

 

[Arishipshape]

I'm not enjoying this..

*Looks super pained beyond comfort.*

Then drink!
*offers milk vial* And this should help with the burn.

 

[Lenago]

*stares at drugged Sally and at boiled Ssaannttoo*

....what did i miss!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Then drink!
*offers milk vial* And this should help with the burn.

*Can't feed myself.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Can't feed myself.*

...
Does anyone have a spoon?

 

[Lenago]

...
Does anyone have a spoon?

*gives you my lucky spoon*

 

[Arishipshape]

*gives you my lucky spoon*

Is this a cursed prank spoon or something?

 

[Lenago]

Is this a cursed prank spoon or something?

Oh yeah, it causes meteor showers if you use it in milk... OF COURSE ITS A NORMAL SPOON!

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh yeah, it causes meteor showers if you use it in milk... OF COURSE ITS A NORMAL SPOON!

*prays nothing happens and attempts to spoon feed Ssaannttoo the milk*

 

[Lenago]

*prays nothing happens and attempts to spoon feed Ssaannttoo the milk*

*stares * makes it sound i can't have normal things...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Just wants the pain to stop.*

;~;

 

[Arishipshape]

*Just wants the pain to stop.*

;~;

*finishes spoonfeeding status-curing milk*
That should take care of the burn. Now the damage...
*switches to pink helth potion*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*finishes spoonfeeding status-curing milk*
That should take care of the burn. Now the damage...
*switches to pink helth potion*

;~;

Fank chu.

 

[Arishipshape]

;~;

Fank chu.

Better?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Better?

*Tries to nod, still hurts.*

B-better..

 

[Arishipshape]

*Tries to nod, still hurts.*

B-better..

Hmm, that’s odd. You should be fully healed. Maybe this health potion wasn’t strong enough... how bad were you burned?

 

[Lenago]

*sits down and grumbles*
...Humph, people think im all gags and pranks now i see, heavens forbid i have normal run of the mill items in my person....can't use i candle people say it causes chairs to sprout wings and fly south for the winter...the nerve humph!