Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Drei!

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Aww, I was kinda hoping you would go for the "Polizei"

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[Arishipshape]

Someone pulling ahead? We can’t have that.

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[metatherat]

Someone pulling ahead? We can’t have that.

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Ah, here is the honorable knight, fighting for my right to get murdered and eaten *nodnod*

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[TR273]

Someone pulling ahead? We can’t have that.

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Oi'! You busted up my ship, you own me an alliance at the least.

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[Arishipshape]

Ah, here is the honorable knight, fighting for my right to get murdered and eaten *nodnod*

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I’m not fighting for rights, I’m fighting for the weak. And the weak, today, is the preds.

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[metatherat]

Oi'! You busted up my ship, you own me an alliance at the least.

That's right! He should also give us some yogurt.

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[Arishipshape]

Oi'! You busted up my ship, you own me an alliance at the least.

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That wasn’t my responsibility in the slightest.

That's right! He should also give us some yogurt.

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And even if it was, WHY would that then mean I owe yogurt?

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[metatherat]

I’m not fighting for rights, I’m fighting for the weak. And the weak, today, is the preds.

*feeds sentence to some protogens to see if it computes, it does not*

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[TR273]

Ah, here is the honorable knight, fighting for my right to get murdered and eaten *nodnod*

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*Looks up hypocrisy in the dictionary*
It says 'See him!'

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[metatherat]

And even if it was, WHY would that then mean I owe yogurt?

.....I like yogurt.

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[TR273]

That wasn’t my responsibility in the slightest.

*Looks up 'Buck passing'
It also says 'See him!'
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[metatherat]

*Looks up hypocrisy in the dictionary*
It says 'See him!'

*nods emphatically*
*makes a mental note to favor this dictionary maker if I ever buy a dictionary*

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[Arishipshape]

*feeds sentence to some protogens to see if it computes, it does not*

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What? You’re going to win anyways, this is more of a protest vote against fighting when no foes are around. Doesn’t really make for a fair duel.

*Looks up hypocrisy in the dictionary*
It says 'See him!'

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*visible confusion*

.....I like yogurt.

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Okay, I like things too, doesn’t mean I’m owed them.

*Looks up 'Buck passing'
It also says 'See him!'
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What’s buck passing?

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[metatherat]

*Looks up 'Buck passing'
It also says 'See him!'

*turns head to see a bunch of deer bucks shaking their heads at Ari disgruntedly*

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[TR273]

What’s buck passing?

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(Is that a serious question?)
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[metatherat]

What? You’re going to win anyways, this is more of a protest vote against fighting when no foes are around. Doesn’t really make for a fair duel.

*fully expects a horde of preds to immediately show up*

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[TR273]

*fully expects a horde of preds to immediately show up*

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*And then thank @Arishipshape by eating his leg or something*
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[metatherat]

Okay, I like things too, doesn’t mean I’m owed them.

Look, just give meh some yogurt
I'd give you honor if I had any!

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[Arishipshape]

(Is that a serious question?)
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(Yeah, but I just looked it up lol)

Well yes, the responsibility actually lies with other people here.

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[metatherat]

*And then thank @Arishipshape by eating his leg or something*

*nodnod*
*sounds very predatory, the kind of thing that predators do*

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[Arishipshape]

*nodnod*
*sounds very predatory, the kind of thing that predators do*

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*Last time that happened I spent some time as a rat, so you’d think you’d want that*

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[metatherat]

Well yes, the responsibility actually lies with other people here.

Aha! So the responsibility was lying! That means that it's untrustworthy, and you actually owe us a ton of yogurt! *nodnod*
*opens mouth wide*

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[Arishipshape]

Aha! So the responsibility was lying! That means that it's untrustworthy, and you actually owe us a ton of yogurt! *nodnod*
*opens mouth wide*

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No.

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[metatherat]

*Last time that happened I spent some time as a rat, so you’d think you’d want that*

But what if they eet the whole of you this time :O
.......omg vore :O

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[TR273]

(Yeah, but I just looked it up lol)

Well yes, the responsibility actually lies with other people here.

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*Shakes her head sadly*
You could have...you know NOT attacked back. Since you were like, oh I don't know...a GUEST in somebody else's ship...
*Glares*
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