
"if we had fast travel we could of saved you already"*Ducks into a side street, ponders the following, where pants are...how to contact crew or friends back home and where home actually is.*
(XD)*Watching it The Captain suddenly notices her pants flapping from the top of a flag pole that looks to be attached to the city barracks*
'....cack!'
*pigeon poo impacts my hat**Has an idea*
*Attracts the attention of the most intelligent looking of the local feral pigeons.*
*Writes a short note.*
'Help, stuck in unknown port. Slight bender after @Guifrog hugs. Need pants.
Hopefully some of my crew have some idea of where I am, have checked the harbour, no sign of the ship hope it is back with you.
S'
*Turns to pigeon*
'I need you to take this note to a guy called @Arishipshape , blue guy, probably with a sword, possibly in the middle of a big fight.'
*The pigeon coos, takes the note and flys off.*
*Watching it The Captain suddenly notices her pants flapping from the top of a flag pole that looks to be attached to the city barracks*
'....cack!'
*Boops.**BSOD*
Finally! Someone who speaks my language!B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ B̷̨̡̡̩̥̩̜͕̯̮̙̼͈͍͔̮̹̳̻̘͉̘̟̳̼̤̼͎͇͚̫͇̮̝͉͎̖̙̂͗̂̂̌̈́͗̈́͊́́̓̀̋̈́̄̐͋̓̿̕̚͝͠͝ȩ̴̛͙̦̥̮̬̝̜̱̰̲̬͕̖̪͓̪̰̌̉́̈̉̂͌̃̓͂͛̈́͌͗͛̆̈̈́̾̀͐̽́̈̐͒̓̇̚̚͜͝͝ͅͅë̶̢͇̀͑̑̔͌̏͒͊̓̈́̈́̕p̸̧̨̧͈͉͕͎̪̖̰̻̬͈͙̥̳͕̪̟̘̺̏̍̽̍̈̈́̽̓͝ͅ
*Cuddles.**sighs*
EEEEEEEEe*iz scaring people in random locations by pretending to be their favorite white blanket to sleep with and reshaping while going MWAHAHAHA once they're comfy in bed*
*Nods approvingly*"stuff