Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

No no,YOU owe ME $622

I was your guest, you were obligated to cover the costs.

 

[TR273]

*takes out the bill*
100$ for room
50$ for the bed
20$ for the cover
30$ for the air
50$ for sunlight
12$ for LIGHT sunlight
60$ for my company
Gives you a total offff...522$

You forget to add in the damage to the drapes, the windows, the hardwood floor and the reduction of one comfy sofa to matchwood.

Also what be these $ converted into bits 'o eight or other plunder?

 

[Lenago]

I was your guest, you were obligated to cover the costs.

If you are a guest at a hotel?
You don't pay for your stay??
I want my $650, ya cheapskate!

 

[Arishipshape]

If you are a guest at a hotel?
You don't pay for your stay??
I want my $650, ya cheapskate!

A guest at a hotel is not a guest in the hospitality sense, he is a tenant, a customer. You offered me lodging as terms of the dare, thus the expenses are yours.

 

[Lenago]

Dare or not! I don't stay at another person place for free...but ok ok, belive it or not i like you, so lets just put the bill at $700 and forget all about it.

 

[Arishipshape]

Dare or not! I don't stay at another person place for free...but ok ok, belive it or not i like you, so lets just put the bill at $700 and forget all about it.

You would present someone with lodging only to bill them afterwards? Thou art among the likes of the Thenardiers!

 

[TR273]

*Slips over the side with a few burly crew members, rows in the direction of a nearby pirate ship.*

 

[Lenago]

The Thernardiers?
The old couple the lives down the block? You have a dept with them as well? you scoundrel

 

[Arishipshape]

The Thernardiers?
The old couple the lives down the block? You have a dept with them as well? you scoundrel

No, not them, the fictional villains of Les Miserables!
*temporarily adopts British accent* Don’t you people read?

 

[TR273]

*From the other ship come whispered commands, the sound of fists on skulls and the movement of heavy objects.*

 

[Lenago]

I am reading the bill for the $800 you owe me...

 

[Arishipshape]

I am reading the bill for the $800 you owe me...

*examines bill, wondering if the numbers are actually increasing*

 

[TR273]

*Longboat returns*
*Sally and the burly crew members have 'acquired' a nice selection of drapes, bedding carpet, hardwood floor restorer, some silverware a few comfy sofas and an oak writing desk.*

 

[Lenago]

*takes the bill from you and taps my foot*

Well if you are Knight of honor you will pay the$1.000 you owe me

*extends hand*

 

[Lenago]

*Longboat returns*
*Sally and the burly crew members have 'acquired' a nice selection of drapes, bedding carpet, hardwood floor restorer, some silverware a few comfy sofas and an oak writing desk.*

I wana sofa...

 

[TR273]

*Begins redecorating the stateroom.*

 

[TR273]

I wana sofa...

*Hands you a sack containing the splintered remains of the old sofa and a tube of glue.*

 

[Lenago]

*Hands you a sack containing the splintered remains of the old sofa and a tube of glue.*

*looks at it*

Huhh...don't you have anything more....huh...better built?

 

[Arishipshape]

*takes the bill from you and taps my foot*

Well if you are Knight of honor you will pay the$1.000 you owe me

*extends hand*

And if you were a fox of honor, you wouldn’t charge me for a night you offered in your lodging. I refuse.

 

[Lenago]

Y-you refuse?what Knight fails to do the honerable task of paying for a service!??
You cheapskate!
You owe me $1.500 and i want my money!

 

[ben909]

Y-you refuse?what Knight fails to do the honerable task of paying for a service!??
You cheapskate!
You owe me $1.500 and i want my money!

@Ari he used a . Not a , so its 1 dollar 50 cents if you act before he notices

 

[TR273]

*looks at it*

Huhh...don't you have anything more....huh...better built?

*Flashes her 'Great Guns'...*
(They're pistols!!!)
Master crafted by the finest gunsmiths in Europe!
*You get the impression this may be a threat.*

 

[Lenago]

@Ari he used a . Not a , so its 1 dollar 50 cents if you act before he notices

Ohh no ya dont, i used a. And . Is what i used, Ari owes me $2000

 

[Arishipshape]

@Ari he used a . Not a , so its 1 dollar 50 cents if you act before he notices

Twould be as dishonorable as Lenago himself, to abuse such a loophole. He obviously means $1,500.

Y-you refuse?what Knight fails to do the honerable task of paying for a service!??
You cheapskate!
You owe me $1.500 and i want my money!

No. I never agreed to a service.

 

[Lenago]

*Flashes her 'Great Guns'...*
(They're pistols!!!)
Master crafted by the finest gunsmiths in Europe!
*You get the impression this may be a threat.*

In Europe?
Well fine fine i guess....*gulps*