Predators and Prey

[ben909]

Fix my hat, that should help

(Yea, but my character cannot openly tell ari’s character that)

 

[Arishipshape]

They keep coming (you cannot beat all of them, they will keep comming untill you run out of energy, you character needs to figure that out and solve the root problem to survive)

*sets self on holy fire*
*isn’t harmed by it (because paladin)*
*wonders why I didn’t think of this strategy before*

 

[ben909]

*sets self on holy fire*
*isn’t harmed by it (because paladin)*
*wonders why I didn’t think of this strategy before*

(Not sure if i want the “physics does not work the same here” path, or the path were your holy water is gasoline)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*sets self on holy fire*
*isn’t harmed by it (because paladin)*
*wonders why I didn’t think of this strategy before*

*Watches fire.*

Has anybody ever wondered why Paladins use fire? it seems sorta backwards to me.

 

[ben909]

... i have to shovel and go to work soon, although i also thought of 2 things i should of added to the eevee guide long ago

 

[Arishipshape]

*Watches fire.*

Has anybody ever wondered why Paladins use fire? it seems sorta backwards to me.

A cleansing fire burns the impurities and weaknesses in an object, leaving only the imperishable purities within. It’s a metaphor for the paladin process.

 

[ben909]

*Watches fire.*

Has anybody ever wondered why Paladins use fire? it seems sorta backwards to me.

“For ‘kill it with fire’? Maybe”

 

[ssaannttoo]

A cleansing fire burns the impurities and weaknesses in an object, leaving only the imperishable purities within. It’s a metaphor for the paladin process.

But it's also violent and uncontrollable when unleashed.

 

[Arishipshape]

But it's also violent and uncontrollable when unleashed.

Right, so the power has to be under perfect, disciplined restraint. Another tenant of paladin-hood.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Right, so the power has to be under perfect, disciplined restraint. Another tenant of paladin-hood.

*Shrugs.*

Does that mean I've got mind control?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shrugs.*

Does that mean I've got mind control?

*visible confusion*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*visible confusion*

*Rolls eyes.*

I'm a fox, I can hold the decisions of most others in my hand, with just a single touch. Wanna see?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Rolls eyes.*

I'm a fox, I can hold the decisions of most others in my hand, with just a single touch. Wanna see?

*visible confusion intensifies*
I really don’t know what you’re referring to... so long as it isn’t dirty, sure.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*visible confusion intensifies*
I really don’t know what you’re referring to... so long as it isn’t dirty, sure.

*Stands up, walking over to you. Walking behind you I lean in close to your ear.*

First, a warm up~

 

[Arishipshape]

*Stands up, walking over to you. Walking behind you I lean in close to your ear.*

First, a warm up~

*recoils, pushes you away*
I’m sure your demonstration will work just as effectively without violating my personal space!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*recoils, pushes you away*
I’m sure your demonstration will work just as effectively without violating my personal space!

Oof!

*I say, falling back and hitting my head.*

You jerk! I did say one touch.. ow..

 

[Arishipshape]

Oof!

*I say, falling back and hitting my head.*

You jerk! I did say one touch.. ow..

Okay, you touched me! Or more specifically, I touched you. Close enough, right?

*ponders*
*examines gift potion*
Mayhaps this splash potion will help me with people constantly violating my personal space?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Okay, you touched me! Or more specifically, I touched you. Close enough, right?

*ponders*
*examines gift potion*
Mayhaps this splash potion will help me with people constantly violating my personal space?

*stands up, brushing myself off.*

Thats not how that works.

 

[Arishipshape]

*ponders more*
It wouldn’t be a splash potion if it wasn’t meant to be used on other people...

*stands up, brushing myself off.*

Thats not how that works.

How does it work then?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*ponders more*
It wouldn’t be a splash potion if it wasn’t meant to be used on other people...

How does it work then?

Ugh.

*Eye roll.*

You wouldn't get it ya thick skulled paladin.

 

[Arishipshape]

Ugh.

*Eye roll.*

You wouldn't get it ya thick skulled paladin.

I pride myself on both not comprehending your ways and having an epic skeletal fortitude. So thine insult hath utterly failed!
*chuckles*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I pride myself on both not comprehending your ways and having an epic skeletal fortitude. So thine insult hath utterly failed!
*chuckles*

You know why I think you're so straight? Somebody shoved a metal rod so far up it that you can bend.

*Smirks.*

You'd like that wouldn't you.

 

[Arishipshape]

You know why I think you're so straight? Somebody shoved a metal rod so far up it that you can bend.

*Smirks.*

You'd like that wouldn't you.

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)

*recoils, glares*
I’d—I’d never—that would only be painful! Why the hell would I enjoy that??

 

[ssaannttoo]

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*recoils, glares*
I’d—I’d never—that would only be painful! Why the hell would I enjoy that??

Cause you're a paladin. I bet they do that to ya at the college. All the chairs have giant sticks that you gotta sit on.

 

[TR273]

Fix my hat, that should help

Pay your debts and take some anger management classes too.
*She shouts from a bed made of jelly.*