Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Cause you're a paladin. I bet they do that to ya at the college. All the chairs have giant sticks that you gotta sit on.

*stops glaring, stifles chuckle*
They actually made a lot of jokes about that, hehehe...
*resumes glare*
But I wouldn’t partake in such a painful ritual.

Pay your debts and take some anger management classes too.
*She shouts from a bed made of jelly.*

I have no debts! Admittedly I might benefit from the latter. Any recommendations?

 

[Lenago]

*stops glaring, stifles chuckle*
They actually made a lot of jokes about that, hehehe...
*resumes glare*
But I wouldn’t partake in such a painful ritual.

I have no debts! Admittedly I might benefit from the latter. Any recommendations?

You have my hat Ice cube for brains!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*stops glaring, stifles chuckle*
They actually made a lot of jokes about that, hehehe...
*resumes glare*
But I wouldn’t partake in such a painful ritual.

So you got less grit than the others?

*Scoffs.*

Figures.

 

[Arishipshape]

So you got less grit than the others?

*Scoffs.*

Figures.

If it weren’t exceedingly inappropriate, I’d prove you wrong right here and now!

 

[ssaannttoo]

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If it weren’t exceedingly inappropriate, I’d prove you wrong right here and now!

Oh yeah? Hiding behind that excuse. You're just scared.

*Chuckles and turns my back.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh yeah? Hiding behind that excuse. You're just scared.

*Chuckles and turns my back.*

*trembles with rage*

Wait... my anger. That’s what this potion has to be to solve! It’s some sort of non-lethal way of getting back at people!
*chucks splash potion at @ssaannttoo*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*trembles with rage*

Wait... my anger. That’s what this potion has to be to solve! It’s some sort of non-lethal way of getting back at people!
*chucks splash potion at @ssaannttoo*

*Thunk.*

AAA!

*Falls over.*

The heck!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're such a sore looser Ari!

*Stands up, brushes self off.*

*Notices something new.*

*LOoks down.*

Óò

 

[ssaannttoo]

ARI WHAT THE HECK!?

 

[TR273]

I have no debts!

*Gently reminds you of the 300 bits of eight you owe for your part in room wrecking*

Admittedly I might benefit from the latter. Any recommendations?

*Thinks*
Now and Zen, a little shop round the back of the fish market.
Madam Indigo's relaxation garden
And of course I'm a halfway decent yoga instructor.

 

[Maverick.]

Okay, looks like I've missed ALOT

 

[Maverick.]

Someone fill me in

 

[ssaannttoo]

Someone fill me in

YOU THINK I KNOW!?

*Eyes go wide.*

*Goes behind a tree.*

*Checks,*

*An ear piercing screech can be heard.*

 

[Maverick.]

YOU THINK I KNOW!?

*Eyes go wide.*

*Goes behind a tree.*

*Checks,*

*An ear piercing screech can be heard.*

HOLY FU-

*ears fold back*

WHO THE HECK IS GETTING HARASSED THIS TIME!?

 

[Maverick.]

Ari what the hell is going on!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

HOLY FU-

*ears fold back*

WHO THE HECK IS GETTING HARASSED THIS TIME!?

*Comes back looking very pale.*

 

[Maverick.]

My ears feel like their bleeding

 

[Maverick.]

*Comes back looking very pale.*

Are you ok

 

[ssaannttoo]

My ears feel like their bleeding

He..

hee...

 

[Maverick.]

can foxes even look pale???

 

[Maverick.]

He..

hee...

?

 

[ssaannttoo]

can foxes even look pale???

*Now has boobs.*

I'm a woman!?

*Voice is softer and of higher pitch.*

 

[Arishipshape]

ARI WHAT THE HECK!?

O_O

@ben909!! HOW THE HECK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO SOLVE ONE OF MY PROBLEMS

 

[ssaannttoo]

O_O

@ben909!! HOW THE HECK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO SOLVE ONE OF MY PROBLEMS

*Slaps Ari.*

YOU DID WHAT!?

 

[Maverick.]

O_O

@ben909!! HOW THE HECK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO SOLVE ONE OF MY PROBLEMS

What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Do. To. Her.