Predators and Prey

[Maverick.]

*gets out knives just in case*

 

[ssaannttoo]

What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Do. To. Her.

HIM, I ma... I...

*Sighs.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Slaps Ari.*

YOU DID WHAT!?

*almost smacks you back*
*can’t hit a girl*

Ben said this potion would “solve one of my problems”, I thought it meant some sort of non-lethal attack...
*stifles chuckle* i guess i was right
*troll face*

 

[Arishipshape]

What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Do. To. Her.

I didn’t do anything to “her”, if “her” wasn’t a “her” at the time.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*almost smacks you back*
*can’t hit a girl*

Ben said this potion would “solve one of my problems”, I thought it meant some sort of non-lethal attack...
*stifles chuckle* i guess i was right
*troll face*

Oh you I

*Balls fists.*

*Whines.*

I need to pee... I dont know what to do ;~;

 

[Maverick.]

HIM, I ma... I...

*Sighs.*

*sighs*

*gives some clothes*

I don't think yours lasted the transformation.

*Glares at @Arishipshape *

Gimme that dam potion

 

[Maverick.]

Oh you I

*Balls fists.*

*Whines.*

I need to pee... I dont know what to do ;~;

The toilet is down the hall. Do you know how to use a toilet?

 

[Arishipshape]

*sighs*

*gives some clothes*

I don't think yours lasted the transformation.

*Glares at @Arishipshape *

Gimme that dam potion

It was a splash potion, the bottle shatters when I throw it. I don’t have it any more.

Oh you I

*Balls fists.*

*Whines.*

I need to pee... I dont know what to do ;~;

*laughs hysterically*

 

[ssaannttoo]

The toilet is down the hall. Do you know how to use a toilet?

I dont have my normal equipment!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Gently reminds you of the 300 bits of eight you owe for your part in room wrecking*

*Thinks*
Now and Zen, a little shop round the back of the fish market.
Madam Indigo's relaxation garden
And of course I'm a halfway decent yoga instructor.

*writes down the fist two*

Yeaaaah I’m never going to do yoga with you, you’d probably pick my pocket or tell me to do something stupid and embarrassing for no benefit or in some other way screw me over. But thanks for the other recommendations.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*laughs hysterically*

*Grabs you by the the collar of your armor, dragging you towards the bathrooms.*

You're standing out front and guarding mister while I use the Male bathroom. CAUSE I"M A BOY!

 

[Maverick.]

True story.

Sit down on the toilet seat and do your business. Wipe your butt. Stand up. Flush. Wash hands. Boom.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Grabs you by the the collar of your armor, dragging you towards the bathrooms.*

You're standing out front mister while I use the Male bathroom. CAUSE I"M A BOY!

*salutes*
Yes ma’am! I could never deny a damsel in distress!
*laughing intensifies*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*salutes*
Yes ma’am! I could never deny a damsel in distress!
*laughing intensifies*

*Slaps you again.*

You will die today....

*Enters the Male restroom.*

*Dubiously sits down..*

 

[Maverick.]

*salutes*
Yes ma’am! I could never deny a damsel in distress!
*laughing intensifies

OMG SSAANN HE IS NOT GOING IN THERE WITH YOU YOU;rE A FEMALE NOW

*throws fireball at ari*

 

[Maverick.]

*Slaps you again.*

You will die today....

*Enters the Male restroom.*

*Dubiously sits down..*

you want help killing him?

 

[ssaannttoo]

OMG SSAANN HE IS NOT GOING IN THERE WITH YOU YOU;rE A FEMALE NOW

*throws fireball at ari*

(He's standing outside.)

AaA Ahaha It's going everEhwy WHerRe!!!!

IT BURNS!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Slaps you again.*

You will die today....

*Enters the Male restroom.*

*Dubiously sits down..*

*doesn’t notice slap, too busy rolling on the floor laughing*

OMG SSAANN HE IS NOT GOING IN THERE WITH YOU YOU;rE A FEMALE NOW

*throws fireball at ari*

*shields*
I would never... even when she was MALE I wouldn’t...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*doesn’t notice slap, too busy rolling on the floor laughing*

*After a few minutes I come back out looking like I had just gone to war.*

Speak of this never-

*Death Glare at Both of you.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*After a few minutes I come back out looking like I had just gone to war.*

Speak of this never.

*Death Glare at Both of you.*

Oh, I won’t.
*writes everything down, in glorious detail*

 

[ben909]

O no the potion has been used when i was not here

and i won’t be able to really read what happened/happens for a few hours

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh, I won’t.
*writes everything down, in glorious detail*

*I grab you by the collar.*

You know one thing I can do now I'm a woman?

Yeah, I can abuse that fact. Be careful.

 

[Arishipshape]

O no the potion has been used when i was not here

and i won’t be able to really read what happened/happens for a few hours

(RIP)

*I grab you by the collar.*

You know one thing I can do now I'm a woman?

Yeah, I can abuse that fact. Be careful.

*stifles smile*
What are ya gonna do? Seduce me?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*stifles smile*
What are ya gonna do? Seduce me?

You'd want that wouldn't you. Creep.

 

[Arishipshape]

You'd want that wouldn't you. Creep.

Oh no, I’m just calling out how utterly ineffectual your threats are.