Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

Oh no, I’m just calling out how utterly ineffectual your threats are.

Is that because I'm a woman?!

 

[Arishipshape]

Is that because I'm a woman?!

What? The fact that I’m laughing my tail off? Absolutely. But it’s not because women in general are a laughing matter, it’s specifically your new developments.

 

[ssaannttoo]

What? The fact that I’m laughing my tail off? Absolutely. But it’s not because women in general are a laughing matter, it’s specifically your new developments.

*Looks down at my chest.*

*Covers.*

YOU CREEP!

*Slaps.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Looks down at my chest.*

*Covers.*

YOU CREEP!

*Slaps.*

*recoils from slap, but still smiling*
Excuse me, fair maiden, but I cannot help but notice you seem to think I was pervetedly looking at your new assets. I assure you, as an honorable Knight, I find more than enough hilarity in your situation without needing to resort to such base glances.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*recoils from slap, but still smiling*
Excuse me, fair maiden, but I cannot help but notice you seem to think I was pervetedly looking at your new assets. I assure you, as an honorable Knight, I find more than enough hilarity in your situation without needing to resort to such base glances.

*Back hands you again for admitting it.*

My eyes are up here.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Back hands you again for admitting it.*

My eyes are up here.

*gets moved by the slap but never actually looked at your “assets”*
Of course! And very long eyelashes have you developed. *laughs*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gets moved by the slap but never actually looked at your “assets”*
Of course! And very long eyelashes have you developed. *laughs*

*Eyes flutter.*

There is nothing wrong with long eye lashes.

*Looks away, blushing.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Eyes flutter.*

There is nothing wrong with long eye lashes.

*Looks away, blushing.*

*stops laughing, frowns*
Darn, I was hoping you’d hope to be masculine enough that that would pierce you.
Could you maybe put me down?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*stops laughing, frowns*
Darn, I was hoping you’d hope to be masculine enough that that would pierce you.
Could you maybe put me down?

Put you down?

Like... what!?

 

[Arishipshape]

Put you down?

Like... what!?

Like, on the ground, so I can support my weight again?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Like, on the ground, so I can support my weight again?

*Drops you.*

(I thought you wanted something weird xD)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Drops you.*

(I thought you wanted something weird xD)

*dusts self off, bows mockingly*
Thank ye, mlady.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*dusts self off, bows mockingly*
Thank ye, mlady.

*Huffs.*

Oh? We can both play that game. Sir. Would you like me to go make you something to eat?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Huffs.*

Oh? We can both play that game. Sir. Would you like me to go make you something to eat?

*visible confusion*
No? Why would you offer that? You’d probably poison it, anyways.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*visible confusion*
No? Why would you offer that? You’d probably poison it, anyways.

Oh. Shall I then serve you Oh fair knight.

*Walks around you, head bowed.*

*Overy exaggerates actions.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh. Shall I then serve you Oh fair knight.

*Walks around you, head bowed.*

*Overy exaggerates actions.*

No, you’re getting this chivalry thing confused, the Knight is supposed to serve the maiden.

 

[ssaannttoo]

No, you’re getting this chivalry thing confused, the Knight is supposed to serve the maiden.

Oh? Is that so....

....

I'm falling!

*Falls over.*

*Hopes to get caught.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh? Is that so....

....

I'm falling!

*Falls over.*

*Hopes to get caught.*

*catches*
*lifts you up and immediately distances*

Never make me touch you again.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*catches*
*lifts you up and immediately distances*

Never make me touch you again.

*Falls over again.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Falls over again.*

*catches*
*leans you against nearby wall*
Stop doing that!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*catches*
*leans you against nearby wall*
Stop doing that!

*Falls again.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Falls again.*

*catches you*
*sloooowly lays you on floor*

 

[Maverick.]

:0

 

[ssaannttoo]

*catches you*
*sloooowly lays you on floor*

*Crosses arms.*

I wish to stand kind sir.

*Extends hand daintily.*

 

[Maverick.]

*catches you*
*sloooowly lays you on floor*

*snrt*