Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
My money’s on the former.Is @ssaannttoo acting like thos because he can, or because of the potion

My money’s on the former.Is @ssaannttoo acting like thos because he can, or because of the potion
No, I’m explaining why you have no right to be mad at me for not helping you with every little thing. You’re obviously abusing the rules, rules you never even followed yourself.So it is well for you to choose who deserve chivalry or not?
And I never took atdantage of a woman or man for that matter.
Humpf
*Scoffs.*No, I’m explaining why you have no right to be mad at me for not helping you with every little thing. You’re obviously abusing the rules, rules you never even followed yourself.
Hmph. If I asked you for help you’d respond with a prank and/or sabotage.*Scoffs.*
I would have assisted a woman or man if they asked.
How would you know?Hmph. If I asked you for help you’d respond with a prank and/or sabotage.
I’m predicting future behavior from past behavior.How would you know?
*Shrugs.*I’m predicting future behavior from past behavior.
*takes out a lottery ticket *I’m predicting future behavior from past behavior.
People are not lotteries. They do not change from week to week.*takes out a lottery ticket *
Whats the numbers for this week?
*stares*....do i need to respond to that?People are not lotteries. They do not change from week to week.
*eye roll.*
Well, no, it’s just, really hard for Knights to let things go... we’re not used to apologies...*eye roll.*
Must you always insult me!?
*Extends my soft paw forwards.*Well, no, it’s just, really hard for Knights to let things go... we’re not used to apologies...
*offers handshake of companionship (the most touchy I’d dare do voluntarily)*
*shakes**Extends my soft paw forwards.*
Thank you.
Good day pal!Good day all!
Feels good to be me again!
Hmm? Were you someone else?Good day all!
Feels good to be me again!
What?*shakes*
Excuse me for forgoing the usual kiss of the hand. I feel it would be inappropriate given that you are naturally male and are likely to return to such.
People don't change at all huh...mr Knight...Hmm? Were you someone else?
No, the male is supposed to kiss the female’s hand—What?
I would kiss your hand.
I am a woman now.. at least for the moment,No, the male is supposed to kiss the female’s hand—
Oh right. Gay. *facepalms*
*raises eyebrow*I am a woman now.. at least for the moment,
*Gives you an arch look**writes down the fist two*
Yeaaaah I’m never going to do yoga with you, you’d probably pick my pocket or tell me to do something stupid and embarrassing for no benefit or in some other way screw me over. But thanks for the other recommendations.
*keeps all valuable in an Enderchest to prevent such shenanigans**Gives you an arch look*
*Rises above your petty delusions*
*Exits the Hat dimension by route of the purple crayon, ends up in @Arishipshape 's home. Removes items to the value of his debt for wrecking my ship, sells them in 'Shad-E-Bay'. Gets slightly more than owed debt (bidding was spirited). Places 300 bits of eight in my account at the Bank of Yarrrrrik!. Puts the rest in a small bag and leaves it under @Arishipshape 's pillow.*
*Had to decide who to go after next, @ssaannttoo or @lenago *