Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Hmm? Were you someone else?

*Giggles*

 

[TR273]

*keeps all valuable in an Enderchest to prevent such shenanigans*

*but nice try*

*Has loot and you have no floors, roof, doors or 'That's what I call Knight music' LP's.*
*Also taught your cows to musically fart again*

 

[Lenago]

*Gives you an arch look*
*Rises above your petty delusions*
*Exits the Hat dimension by route of the purple crayon, ends up in @Arishipshape 's home. Removes items to the value of his debt for wrecking my ship, sells them in 'Shad-E-Bay'. Gets slightly more than owed debt (bidding was spirited). Places 300 bits of eight in my account at the Bank of Yarrrrrik!. Puts the rest in a small bag and leaves it under @Arishipshape 's pillow.*
*Had to decide who to go after next, @ssaannttoo or @lenago *

Ehhhh...*lenago is not home not now, please leave a massage after the beep....BEEEEEP

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ehhhh...*lenago is not home not now, please leave a massage after the beep....BEEEEEP

Robot!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Has loot and you have no floors, roof, doors or 'That's what I call Knight music' LP's.*
*Also taught your cows to musically fart again*

*sighs, begins rebuilding*
*has gotten faster due to experience*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Sits down on the floor, lady like.*

*Arm on the ground, legs to the side.*

 

[TR273]

Ehhhh...*lenago is not home not now, please leave a massage after the beep....BEEEEEP

*Notes @lenago 's home is empty, thus can be safely classified as booty, thus the plundering can be planned.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Also, @ssaannttoo is a woman!

*Kisses*

 

[Lenago]

Robot!

I AM NOT A ROBOT!!

 

[Lenago]

*Notes @lenago 's home is empty, thus can be safely classified as booty, thus the plundering can be planned.*

HOY DON'T TOUCH THE GOODS SISTER!!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sits down on the floor, lady like.*

*Arm on the ground, legs to the side.*

*averts gaze*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Also, @ssaannttoo is a woman!

*Kisses*

*Eyes go wide.*

B-bwah!?

*averts gaze*

I'm quite literally sitting normally..

 

[Arishipshape]

*Eyes go wide.*

B-bwah!?


I'm quite literally sitting normally..

I sensed that your posture might be interpreted as suggestive by some. Better safe than sorry. How does it feel to be subject to the “male averted gaze”?

 

[TR273]

*averts gaze*

*Because I am in one of my 'moods.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Eyes go wide.*

B-bwah!?

Bwahahaha!

*Takes off rubber lips again*

 

[Arishipshape]

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*Because I am in one of my 'moods.*

*tries to avert gaze*
*Sally is one one side and Ssaannttoo is on the other*
*rapidly switches back and forth getting increasingly panicked*

 

[TR273]

HOY DON'T TOUCH THE GOODS SISTER!!

Ah-ha!
You are in!
Well of you would just hand over the 300 bits of eight you owe for the wrecking of one stateroom on the Booty Queen, we can do this with minimal loss of dignity on your side.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I sensed that your posture might be interpreted as suggestive by some. Better safe than sorry. How does it feel to be subject to the “male averted gaze”?

(No, it's not suggestive, I'm just not good at explaining sorry.)

 

[Arishipshape]

(No, it's not suggestive, I'm just not good at explaining sorry.)

(Okay, chalk it up to my prudishness levels being OVER 9000)

(Besides, you probably revealed an ankle or two.)

 

[Lenago]

Ah-ha!
You are in!
Well of you would just hand over the 300 bits of eight you owe for the wrecking of one stateroom on the Booty Queen, we can do this with minimal loss of dignity on your side.

3-300 bits???

C-can i pay you back in humm baseball cards?

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Okay, chalk it up to my prudishness levels being OVER 9000)

(Besides, you probably revealed an ankle or two.)

(That is probable.)

*Shakes head.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Walks around, naked like I've always been and only covered by my own fur*

 

[TR273]

3-300 bits???

C-can i pay you back in humm baseball cards?

*Gives you a dubious look*
Are they rare?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Gives you a dubious look*
Are they rare?

I know for a fact Lenago has money. He just stole a small fortune of mine.

 

[Lenago]

Ohh..y-yeahh...rarer then rare...