ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
You just want my money!You can give to me and i will give it to Sally at a later date

You just want my money!You can give to me and i will give it to Sally at a later date
*Inhales through her teeth**Shrugs.*
I dont know!!
Financial tip:You can give to me and i will give it to Sally at a later date
WHAAAATTT??You just want my money!
(My OC's name)Sally...?
It's true though, no?WHAAAATTT??
Im offended!
Hi Offended I'm Mom!WHAAAATTT??
Im offended!
*stares*Hi Offended I'm Mom!
*Is still sitting on you**Tries to sneak away because has no money.*
*Gives headpats**Flops.*
;~;
*Sighs, resting head on the ground.**Gives headpats*
*slams door open**Sighs, resting head on the ground.*
I have no money ;~;
Well that is a problem, according to the official Pirate Handbook, I am supposed to take you shark fishing, in a box marked 'Bait'.*Sighs, resting head on the ground.*
I have no money ;~;
That won’t be necessary, Captain. What’s the gold ounce to piece of 8 exchange rate?Well that is a problem, according to the official Pirate Handbook, I am supposed to take you shark fishing, in a box marked 'Bait'.
However I've never really cared for the book myself, how about you work your debt off on me ship?
*Looks over.**slams door open*
I’ll pay your portion.
*Raises an eyebrow*That won’t be necessary, Captain. What’s the gold ounce to piece of 8 exchange rate?
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You and me both sister.*Looks over.*
*Is confused.*
W-what?
I’m doing something nice for you. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.*Looks over.*
*Is confused.*
W-what?
Ssaannttoo actually is responsible, so you’re justified in extorting some amount of money from him. I’m paying the debt on his behalf to build up relational equity in the hopes that he’ll reciprocate by not making my life miserable later, even when he’s able and it would give him pleasure. I first tried brute force to achieve that... it didn’t work*Raises an eyebrow*
You refuse, repeatedly, to pay your fair share of the debt, and yet suddenly you are falling over yourself to pay @ssaannttoo 's part?
Explanation?
there are forms for that(Can we stop godmoding please?)
we are not aware of when it changes stuff, or if the temporty ones change genesI’d argue that the misfortune began when I chucked the potion at you, at which point your Y chromosome was still entirely intact.
*raises eyebrow*
*wonders if that affects your current sexuality*
*decides politely not to ask*
*keeps all valuable in an Enderchest to prevent such shenanigans*
*but nice try*
throws another tftg potion at you to make things more interstingI would. I AM a natural born female... (FKDNVF)
*bitch-slaps until you fall down*
You can't get rid of me :3now to hope multi quote works right
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lost the ones before this
there are forms for that
we are not aware of when it changes stuff, or if the temporty ones change genes
the results are unpredictable, we have no idea what the potions do
the value was still taken from ohter stuff
throws another tftg potion at you to make things more intersting
attacks with scald and the intent to kill