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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Sits behind the Captain's desk, closes open journal lest @Arishipshape sees some of the steamier entries.*
So (addressing @Arishipshape ) you wish to pay @ssaannttoo debt to prevent her from serving on this ship for a year and to do something 'nice' for her, which may or may not be a mild form of bribery on your part in the hope that by doing this @ssaannttoo will act a certain way in the future. However as a result of their actions I ended up with a wrecked stateroom. Now if you pay for the damage what will they learn? That they can run roughshod over other people's property and someone else will pull their chestnuts out of the fire? It's less about the money (though I like that too) and more about the lesson. I would have thought one such as you would appreciate the value of an object lesson.
...
Quite frankly I’d be thrilled if they learned to trash your stuff more often. You’ve shown such a ridiculous disregard for mine own property on so many occasions, I have no sympathy for you and feel no pain at your possessions’ destruction. You literally just stole my doors and windows and roof. Not to mention countless unjustified bombardments.
I’ve tried to teach them a lesson via brute force, dealing them physical damage when they destroy my stuff or attack me, but it’s failed. Do you think they’ll honestly learn differently from a different kind of suffering? I suspect the only solution here is for everyone to like everyone and let stuff go. I let the puns and pranks go, you let the stateroom go, everybody’s chill and we don’t turn this into a litigation nightmare.
It pains me to offer to line your considerable coffers further, but it’s the best solution I see on the table right now. You’ll be recompensed, Ssaannttoo likely ceases violence and frustrations against me, Lenago... well he stole my money so I guess I’m sort of paying his share too, not that the bastard would be grateful in the slightest... I’ll think about Lenago later. 1 relational bridge at a time.
What do you say?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
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Quite frankly I’d be thrilled if they learned to trash your stuff more often. You’ve shown such a ridiculous disregard for mine own property on so many occasions, I have no sympathy for you and feel no pain at your possessions’ destruction. You literally just stole my doors and windows and roof. Not to mention countless unjustified bombardments.
I’ve tried to teach them a lesson via brute force, dealing them physical damage when they destroy my stuff or attack me, but it’s failed. Do you think they’ll honestly learn differently from a different kind of suffering? I suspect the only solution here is for everyone to like everyone and let stuff go. I let the puns and pranks go, you let the stateroom go, everybody’s chill and we don’t turn this into a litigation nightmare.
It pains me to offer to line your considerable coffers further, but it’s the best solution I see on the table right now. You’ll be recompensed, Ssaannttoo likely ceases violence and frustrations against me, Lenago... well he stole my money so I guess I’m sort of paying his share too, not that the bastard would be grateful in the slightest... I’ll think about Lenago later. 1 relational bridge at a time.
What do you say?
*Sits behind the Captain's desk, closes open journal lest @Arishipshape sees some of the steamier entries.*
So (addressing @Arishipshape ) you wish to pay @ssaannttoo debt to prevent her from serving on this ship for a year and to do something 'nice' for her, which may or may not be a mild form of bribery on your part in the hope that by doing this @ssaannttoo will act a certain way in the future. However as a result of their actions I ended up with a wrecked stateroom. Now if you pay for the damage what will they learn? That they can run roughshod over other people's property and someone else will pull their chestnuts out of the fire? It's less about the money (though I like that too) and more about the lesson. I would have thought one such as you would appreciate the value of an object lesson.
*Tries to act small.*
 
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ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
You're silly.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
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Quite frankly I’d be thrilled if they learned to trash your stuff more often. You’ve shown such a ridiculous disregard for mine own property on so many occasions, I have no sympathy for you and feel no pain at your possessions’ destruction. You literally just stole my doors and windows and roof.
In retaliation for your refusal to pay for the damage your little temper tantrum caused to my ship and you were on my ship because your fragile ego couldn't walk away from a pathetic bet!
(Apologies if this is too much)
And you'll note my retaliation doesn't result in a pile of wreckage and/or mass injury or death.
Not to mention countless unjustified bombardments.
Three, and one of them was because I was high on some mad toxins
I’ve tried to teach them a lesson via brute force, dealing them physical damage when they destroy my stuff or attack me, but it’s failed. Do you think they’ll honestly learn differently from a different kind of suffering? I suspect the only solution here is for everyone to like everyone and let stuff go.
I hope you appreciate the irony of THAT statement.
I let the puns and pranks go, you let the stateroom go, everybody’s chill and we don’t turn this into a litigation nightmare.
Fine, although it is a tad difficult to 'let a stateroom go' since it is somewhat integrated into the stern of the ship
It pains me to offer to line your considerable coffers further, but it’s the best solution I see on the table right now. You’ll be recompensed, Ssaannttoo likely ceases violence and frustrations against me, Lenago... well he stole my money so I guess I’m sort of paying his share too, not that the bastard would be grateful in the slightest... I’ll think about Lenago later. 1 relational bridge at a time.
Oh I'm sorry what happened to 'Everybody to like everybody and let stuff go'?
What do you say?
I say we let @ssaannttoo decide, there are worse ways to spend a year than at sea. Also how much was the cost of the damage to your home?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
I say we let @ssaannttoo decide, there are worse ways to spend a year than at sea. Also how much was the cost of the damage to your home?
What are my options?

*Nervous smile.*
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
What are my options?

*Nervous smile.*
1, You work your debt off as a member of my crew for a year.

2, @Arishipshape pays your debt now (with a massive amount of smug superiority I'm sure) and you are free to leave.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
1, You work your debt off as a member of my crew for a year.

2, @Arishipshape pays your debt now (with a massive amount of smug superiority I'm sure) and you are free to leave.
2 :3

I dont mind Owin Ari something.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Left for a bit because family was in the room, what happened?
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
In retaliation for your refusal to pay for the damage your little temper tantrum caused to my ship and you were on my ship because your fragile ego couldn't walk away from a pathetic bet!
And you'll note my retaliation doesn't result in a pile of wreckage and/or mass injury or death.
It wasn’t a bet. You didn’t have to allow Lenago use of your ship.
Three, and one of them was because I was high on some mad toxins
Oh, so it’s okay when you’re not operating at peak mental capacity and it results in some destruction, but not me?
I hope you appreciate the irony of THAT statement.
... I don’t.
Fine, although it is a tad difficult to 'let a stateroom go' since it is somewhat integrated into the stern of the ship
*chuckles*
Oh I'm sorry what happened to 'Everybody to like everybody and let stuff go'?
Nothing. I can be pissed privately. Next I see Lenago I’m going to try to do exactly that.
I say we let @ssaannttoo decide, there are worse ways to spend a year than at sea. Also how much was the cost of the damage to your home?
I fixed it myself, took me about an hour but Minecraft physics allow construction to go very quickly. An hour’s wages, I dunno...10 copper? I haven’t worked a job in so long, hehehe...
 
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