Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*still averting gaze*
I’m told fur counts as sufficient clothing.

Really?

*Pokes them.*

I mean.. i guess?

 

[Arishipshape]

Ari, will you look now?

sans is TOTALLY your type now.

No thanks. I have dress ptsd.

 

[Lenago]

I have ABSOLUTELY no idea, but it was better then calling them a-well, them.

Also, made you look

Well Ari is Married to Guifrog

 

[Maverick.]

*still averting gaze*
I’m told fur counts as sufficient clothing.

Then look at sans, hon.

 

[Maverick.]

Well Ari is Married to Guifrog

WhaaaaaaaT!?

 

[Arishipshape]

WhaaaaaaaT!?

He’s lying. I never voluntarily wedded to Guifrog. And Guifrog died TWICE since the event I think he’s referring to.

 

[Play3r]

*uses my hat as cover*

*pulls out dual katanas*
you know im angry when i pull my katanas

 

[Arishipshape]

Then look at sans, hon.

No! He was wiggling! According to physics, what happens to breasts when their owner wiggles?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Sits down, in a NON revealing way. ARI.*

 

[Maverick.]

He’s lying. I never voluntarily wedded to Guifrog. And Guifrog died TWICE since the event I think he’s referring to.

true story. So that means you can marry Sans! <3

 

[Arishipshape]

true story. So that means you can marry Sans! <3

Well yeah, I could, but what happens when he turns back into a guy?

 

[Maverick.]

No! He was wiggling! According to physics, what happens to breasts when their owner wiggles?

Oh, shaddup, I already know that. Me and my best friend used to have shimmy-ing contests last year.

 

[Maverick.]

Well yeah, I could, but what happens when he turns back into a guy?

So then you're gay!

 

[Maverick.]

Oh, shaddup, I already know that. Me and my best friend used to have shimmy-ing contests last year.

And Imma lady, soooo...

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh, shaddup, I already know that. Me and my best friend used to have shimmy-ing contests last year.

If you understand that, then you know why I must avert my gaze!

So then you're gay!

I’m not gay!

 

[ssaannttoo]

So then you're gay!

*Claps.*

 

[Maverick.]

I’m not gay!

Well you're the one who asked!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Well you're the one who asked!!

No, I’m explaining that the fact that I’m not gay means I can’t marry Ssaannttoo because she’ll turn back into a guy sometime in the future.

 

[Maverick.]

No, I’m explaining that the fact that I’m not gay means I can’t marry Ssaannttoo because she’ll turn back into a guy sometime in the future.

Well, that technically isn't true. My best friend is straight and she married her best friend AS friends.

 

[Maverick.]

Well, that technically isn't true. My best friend is straight and she married her best friend AS friends.

yall could still be lovers and not even be gay

 

[Arishipshape]

Well, that technically isn't true. My best friend is straight and she married her best friend AS friends.

Okay, while I technically can marry her, it means that I do not want to because I am not gay.

 

[ssaannttoo]

yall could still be lovers and not even be gay

THANK YOU!

 

[Maverick.]

THANK YOU!

*cocks head*

You're welcome, but.... why???

 

[Lenago]

He’s lying. I never voluntarily wedded to Guifrog. And Guifrog died TWICE since the event I think he’s referring to.

There was wedding cake as well.

*pulls out dual katanas*
you know im angry when i pull my katanas

T-then take a chill pill. Cool off

 

[ssaannttoo]

*cocks head*

You're welcome, but.... why???

*Shrugs.*