Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

*jumps away*
*shudders*

YES it happened before but it was involuntary! What could I have done about it?!

*shrugs* No idea! But we had a wedding, and you were kissed. You impure.

 

[Arishipshape]

*shrugs* No idea! But we had a wedding, and you were kissed. You impure.

No, the purity is of will and volition! Not of what I’ve been a victim of!

 

[Pygmepatl]

What's with all this kissing going on right now, does everybody want a kiss? Fine then!

*Kisses everyone on the cheek*

 

[Arishipshape]

What's with all this kissing going on right now, does everybody want a kiss? Fine then!

*Kisses everyone on the cheek*

*backhand slaps you*
NO TOUCHY

 

[Maverick.]

*backhand slaps you back*

*backhand slaps you*
NO TOUCHY

 

[Arishipshape]

*backhand slaps you back*

*backhand slaps you harder and raises shield to prevent retaliation*

 

[Maverick.]

What's with all this kissing going on right now, does everybody want a kiss? Fine then!

*Kisses everyone on the cheek*

*kisses back on cheek*

owo

 

[Pygmepatl]

*backhand slaps you*
NO TOUCHY

Awww! Ah-hahaha!

*Rubs my cheek as I run away laughing*

 

[Maverick.]

*backhand slaps you harder and raises shield to prevent retaliation*

*fires fireknives, which burn throough shields*

HAHAHAHA

 

[Arishipshape]

*fires fireknives, which burn throough shields*

HAHAHAHA

*shield burns, but the knives are stopped by armor*
*chucks burning shield at you*

Awww! Ah-hahaha!

*Rubs my cheek as I run away laughing*

Why is that funny?

 

[Maverick.]

*shield burns, but the knives are stopped by armor*
*chucks burning shield at you*

Why is that funny?

FU-

*fires more fireknives until one stabs*

 

[Arishipshape]

FU-

*fires more fireknives until one stabs*

*covers face with arm armor and takes cover behind tree*
Are you trying to kill me?!

 

[Maverick.]

*covers face with arm armor and takes cover behind tree*
Are you trying to kill me?!

No, just wound you very, very badly... Sans wouldn't like it if I killed her lover

 

[Arishipshape]

No, just wound you very, very badly... Sans wouldn't like it if I killed her lover

And what have I done to incur your wrath?

 

[Guifrog]

No, the purity is of will and volition! Not of what I’ve been a victim of!

OOOOH I see!
Is that why you're so worried about seeing female legs and male organs? I mean, you could just see without really feeling anything, you super-mega-impure iceberg o-o'

 

[Maverick.]

 

[Maverick.]

OOOOH I see!
Is that why you're so worried about seeing female legs and male organs? I mean, you could just see without really feeling anything, you super-mega-impure iceberg o-o'

HAHAHHAHAHHA


Touch him for me, would you~ <3

 

[Arishipshape]

OOOOH I see!
Is that why you're so worried about seeing female legs and male organs? I mean, you could just see without really feeling anything, you super-mega-impure iceberg o-o'

I could, but in the interest of safety and chivalry I choose not to take the risk.

 

[Maverick.]

And what have I done to incur your wrath?

Backhanded one of my mutual followers.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Why is that funny?

Oh, nothing in particular, but I find that reaction to kisses quite amusing.

*Giggles*

 

[Arishipshape]

Backhanded one of my mutual followers.

After he kissed me without permission!

Oh, nothing in particular, but I find that reaction to kisses quite amusing.

*Giggles*

... *visible confusion*

 

[Maverick.]

After he kissed me without permission!

... *visible confusion*

You still backhanded him.

 

[Arishipshape]

You still backhanded him.

After he kissed me! Do you not see how the kissing justifies the backhanding?!

 

[Maverick.]

Now, me, on the other hand... if I didn't consent to a kiss the person would already be dead.

 

[ben909]

sees fighting, is interested, but unsure what is going on