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Joy Boi
*Boops.**Giggles*

*Boops.**Giggles*
Awww!*Boops.*
*Says "anything"**Does more wiggles cause nobody is saying anything xD*
*averts gaze**Does more wiggles cause nobody is saying anything xD*
licks.*Awww!
*Boops back*
Thanks dad...*Says "anything"*
*recoils*You know I got clothes on.
*Baps.*
*Head tilt.**recoils*
But the wiggling still results in movement that might be considered suggestive by some!
No, I mean the movement of your bosom!*Head tilt.*
I'm happy... can you not look at happy?
*Glares are you.*No, I mean the movement of your bosom!
Why are you mad! I’m not looking! Isn’t that good?!*Glares are you.*
You're treating me differently! Just treat me like a person.Why are you mad! I’m not looking! Isn’t that good?!
You are a person—currently in possession of assets known to pervert many-a-man from the way of chastity and righteousness! So, while I’ll treat you all the same, I must take measures to maintain my purity.You're treating me differently! Just treat me like a person.
*Rolls eyes.*You are a person—currently in possession of assets known to pervert many-a-man from the way of chastity and righteousness! So, while I’ll treat you all the same, I must take measures to maintain my purity.
I could sense the intensity of that eye roll without visual ascertainment! Is that a special power of the feminine variety?*Rolls eyes.*
*Punches you in the chest.*I could sense the intensity of that eye roll without visual ascertainment! Is that a special power of the feminine variety?
Oof—*Punches you in the chest.*
Or I just work out.Oof—
*staggers*
I’m told females are supposed to have less upper-body strength on average, but yours has evidently not diminished in the slightest...
*weighs risks of not looking against risks of looking*
*Sad wiggles**Happy wiggles.*
Nah I’ve seen you on the couch about 99% of the time you’re awakeOr I just work out.
*Humpfs.*
You’ve—stalked this woman for 99% of her waking hours?Nah I’ve seen you on the couch about 99% of the time you’re awake
*Pats.**Sad wiggles*
I get up... to use the bathroom! but so what!?Nah I’ve seen you on the couch about 99% of the time you’re awake
Wait a minute!You’ve—stalked this woman for 99% of her waking hours?