Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*Giggles*

*Boops.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Does more wiggles cause nobody is saying anything xD*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Boops.*

Awww!

*Boops back*

*Does more wiggles cause nobody is saying anything xD*

*Says "anything"*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Does more wiggles cause nobody is saying anything xD*

*averts gaze*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*L

Awww!

*Boops back*

licks.*

*Says "anything"*

Thanks dad...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*averts gaze*

You know I got clothes on.

*Baps.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I gots 3 more after this one :3

 

[Arishipshape]

You know I got clothes on.

*Baps.*

*recoils*
But the wiggling still results in movement that might be considered suggestive by some!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*recoils*
But the wiggling still results in movement that might be considered suggestive by some!

*Head tilt.*

I'm happy... can you not look at happy?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Head tilt.*

I'm happy... can you not look at happy?

No, I mean the movement of your bosom!

 

[ssaannttoo]

No, I mean the movement of your bosom!

*Glares are you.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Glares are you.*

Why are you mad! I’m not looking! Isn’t that good?!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Why are you mad! I’m not looking! Isn’t that good?!

You're treating me differently! Just treat me like a person.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I DID IT!!!!

:3

 

[Arishipshape]

You're treating me differently! Just treat me like a person.

You are a person—currently in possession of assets known to pervert many-a-man from the way of chastity and righteousness! So, while I’ll treat you all the same, I must take measures to maintain my purity.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You are a person—currently in possession of assets known to pervert many-a-man from the way of chastity and righteousness! So, while I’ll treat you all the same, I must take measures to maintain my purity.

*Rolls eyes.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Rolls eyes.*

I could sense the intensity of that eye roll without visual ascertainment! Is that a special power of the feminine variety?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I could sense the intensity of that eye roll without visual ascertainment! Is that a special power of the feminine variety?

*Punches you in the chest.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Punches you in the chest.*

Oof—
*staggers*
I’m told females are supposed to have less upper-body strength on average, but yours has evidently not diminished in the slightest...
*weighs risks of not looking against risks of looking*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oof—
*staggers*
I’m told females are supposed to have less upper-body strength on average, but yours has evidently not diminished in the slightest...
*weighs risks of not looking against risks of looking*

Or I just work out.

*Humpfs.*

 

[Kope]

*Happy wiggles.*

*Sad wiggles*

 

[Kope]

Or I just work out.

*Humpfs.*

Nah I’ve seen you on the couch about 99% of the time you’re awake

 

[Arishipshape]

Nah I’ve seen you on the couch about 99% of the time you’re awake

You’ve—stalked this woman for 99% of her waking hours?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Sad wiggles*

*Pats.*

Nah I’ve seen you on the couch about 99% of the time you’re awake

I get up... to use the bathroom! but so what!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

You’ve—stalked this woman for 99% of her waking hours?

Wait a minute!

*Stares at him.*

You're right.