Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

Don't you touch my table!

(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

Ah!

*Gets squished again.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Ah!

*Gets squished again.*

You should stay away from tables, man.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You should stay away from tables, man.

Y-yes....

sir..

 

[Pygmepatl]

Don't you touch my table!

(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

I can do whatever I want with any damn table!

*Throws it back at you one last time*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I can do whatever I want with any damn table!

*Throws it back at you one last time*

┻┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵┻┻

 

[Play3r]

*Player gets hit with a rough table*
*The table breaks in half*

 

[Play3r]

Why are you THROWING TABLES?!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Why are you THROWING TABLES?!

H-help..

 

[Play3r]

H-help..

*Player hears the faint call and goes over to help you*
How did this happen?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Player hears the faint call and goes over to help you*
How did this happen?

table..

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Why are you THROWING TABLES?!

Because they're my tables and I can do what I want

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

┻━┻︵└(՞▽՞ └)

(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻

┻━┻︵└(´_｀└)

┻┻︵¯\(ツ)/¯︵┻┻

 

[Play3r]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

┻━┻︵└(՞▽՞ └)

(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻

┻━┻︵└(´_｀└)

┻┻︵¯\(ツ)/¯︵┻┻

*walks over to you*
*Puts my hand out to shake your hand*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*walks over to you*
*Puts my hand out to shake your hand*

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

 

[TR273]

Ah!

*Gets squished again.*

*Turns up with a footpump and a pair of bellows to get you back into shape.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Turns up with a footpump and a pair of bellows to get you back into shape.*

*The booty gets big.*

 

[Guifrog]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

┻━┻︵└(՞▽՞ └)

(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻

┻━┻︵└(´_｀└)

┻┻︵¯\(ツ)/¯︵┻┻

*attempts to stick to one flying table and surf on it* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Arishipshape]

*The booty gets big.*

*averts gaze*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Somebody deflate me please.

 

[Arishipshape]

Somebody deflate me please.

*reveals dagger*
Careful what you wish for.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*reveals dagger*
Careful what you wish for.

Just.. squish it into the rest of my body please.

 

[Arishipshape]

Just.. squish it into the rest of my body please.

Sorry, that would require touching it. And I shudder to imagine how the bystanders would react if they saw me doing such a scandalous act.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sorry, that would require touching it. And I shudder to imagine how the bystanders would react if they saw me doing such a scandalous act.

Help me!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Help me!!

*examines dagger*
You sure?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*examines dagger*
You sure?

*Sighs.*

thats what a knight is good for.