Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

*sits on you again*

*Giggles and puts a spiky cactus in your ass!*

Now don't ask where I had the cactus hidden this whole time.

*Sprints away trying my best to contain my laughter*

 

[ben909]

EEeEeEeeE

*Runs.*

stops fireing starts( note before anyone says otherwise, these stars won’t dammage a ship)

 

[ssaannttoo]

stops fireing starts( note before anyone says otherwise, these stars won’t dammage a ship)

*Ducks for cover.*

 

[ben909]

*Ducks for cover.*

there are not more projectiles at the moment

 

[ssaannttoo]

there are not more projectiles at the moment

*Peeps from behind.*

 

[ben909]

2 of the computers i am working on have been at 88% for 10 min now

 

[Pygmepatl]

2 of the computers i am working on have been at 88% for 10 min now

Just hit them with a hammer.

Everyone knows computers work faster when you hit them.

 

[ssaannttoo]

;~;

I bit myself really hard and now everything tastes like blood...

 

[ben909]

;~;

I bit myself really hard and now everything tastes like blood...

Just hit them with a hammer.

Everyone knows computers work faster when you hit them.

The hope is to save them

 

[Pygmepatl]

;~;

I bit myself really hard and now everything tastes like blood...

Mmmm! Delicious iron!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Mmmm! Delicious iron!

Thats not a good thing xD

 

[Pygmepatl]

Thats not a good thing xD

Sorry, sorry, I hope you heal fast!

Also, how's that not a good thing? Iron and Oxygen are important for the blood!

 

[TR273]

Very well. I plead guilty and subject myself to the maximum fine allowable by law: two loaves of bread to be paid to the ducks.

This pleases the ducks, they spare your village.

gives burnt cornbread i tried to make to help

This annoys the ducks, they poop on your submarines.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sorry, sorry, I hope you heal fast!

Also, how's that not a good thing? Iron and Oxygen are important for the blood!

But in my mouth isn't.

I've been chewing the same gum since this morning about 6 hours.

 

[ben909]

This pleases the ducks, they spare your village.

This annoys the ducks, they poop on your submarines.

why are they annoyed at free food

my subs spend too much time underwater for them

 

[Kope]

*Giggles and puts a spiky cactus in your ass!*

Now don't ask where I had the cactus hidden this whole time.

*Sprints away trying my best to contain my laughter*

That was my plushie

 

[ben909]

That was my plushie

gives repair kit

 

[Pygmepatl]

That was my plushie

Good to know, at least that means you weren't sitting on me then.

 

[Kope]

Good to know, at least that means you weren't sitting on me then.

Oh I was I just switched myself with my plushie last second

 

[Kope]

Damn Kope you sexy beast

Aww thanks spilo you so kind :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

Oh I was I just switched myself with my plushie last second

Glad to hear you were quick enough, pal!

Aww thanks spilo you so kind :3

But of course, I'm kind to everyone!

Just look!

Hey @ssaannttoo, you're sexy and beautiful!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Just look!

Hey @ssaannttoo, you're sexy and beautiful!

B-bwha!?

 

[Pygmepatl]

B-bwha!?

*Giggles*

It's a compliment, good lady!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Giggles*

It's a compliment, good lady!

>~<

Fank chu.

 

[Kope]

>~<

Fank chu.

I read that as fuck you lol