Predators and Prey

[Kope]

I would, but I have to poop real bad.

*hands you a spare diaper I found at @ssaannttoo 's place*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*hands you a spare diaper I found at @ssaannttoo 's place*

W-what?

>~<

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sits down.*

*pulls up chair and offers*
A maiden such as yourself ought not do yourself the indignity of utilizing the entire Earth as your chair.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pulls up chair and offers*
A maiden such as yourself ought not do yourself the indignity of utilizing the entire Earth as your chair.

Why do you wanna be so far away? Come and try it, you'll feel closer to the earth, you might even be able to hear it speak to you.

*Pats the ground.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Why do you wanna be so far away? Come and try it, you'll feel closer to the earth, you might even be able to hear it speak to you.

*Pats the ground.*

*manually presses ear against ground*
*listens*

Nnnnnope not hearing anything.
*pulls up second chair and sits, in a dignified manner*
*sips coffee with pinkie raised*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*manually presses ear against ground*
*listens*

Nnnnnope not hearing anything.
*pulls up second chair and sits, in a dignified manner*
*sips coffee with pinkie raised*

*I raise an eyebrow as I get up, sitting down on the chair.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*suddenly, many moos of jubilation can be heard*
*a horde of cows dressed in all black ninja-garb stampede through, expertly avoiding everyone*

*recognizes the last one*
M-my cows!! How did they—
...
@TR273!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*suddenly, many moos of jubilation can be heard*
*a horde of cows dressed in all black ninja-garb stampede through, expertly avoiding everyone*

*recognizes the last one*
M-my cows!! How did they—
...
@TR273!!

If we were sitting on the ground we woulda heard their stampede... xD

 

[Arishipshape]

If we were sitting on the ground we woulda heard their stampede... xD

*grumbles and sits on the ground*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*grumbles and sits on the ground*

So... do anything fun today?

 

[Arishipshape]

So... do anything fun today?

Nope. Unfortunately my intended victim didn’t show up today, so my waiting was in vain.
Yourself?

 

[Maverick.]

*yawns*

Heeeeyy

 

[ssaannttoo]

Nope. Unfortunately my intended victim didn’t show up today, so my waiting was in vain.
Yourself?

Victim? Nevermind.

*I shake my head.*

I'm fine.. uneventful day.

 

[TR273]

*suddenly, many moos of jubilation can be heard*
*a horde of cows dressed in all black ninja-garb stampede through, expertly avoiding everyone*

*recognizes the last one*
M-my cows!! How did they—
...
@TR273!!

What?

That has (hardly) anything to do with me.

*Sniggers behind paw at the sight though.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Well, I pooped. Everything is fine now.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well, I pooped. Everything is fine now.

*Claps.*

 

[Maverick.]

okay... nothing like taking a big fat dookie, am i right?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

okay... nothing like taking a big fat dookie, am i right?

You ever clog the toilet with a single log? I have.

 

[Kope]

Nope. Unfortunately my intended victim didn’t show up today, so my waiting was in vain.
Yourself?

:0 you a serial killer?

 

[Arishipshape]

:0 you a serial killer?

*shakes head*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*shakes head*

Then who is your victim of what?

 

[Arishipshape]

Then who is your victim of what?

I didn’t get him, and he was gonna be a victim of my TG potion.

 

[Kope]

I didn’t get him, and he was gonna be a victim of my TG potion.

Man I’d hate to be a girl they go through too much uwu

 

[Arishipshape]

Man I’d hate to be a girl they go through too much uwu

*nods* I hear the monthly time is excruciating.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I didn’t get him, and he was gonna be a victim of my TG potion.

Hmm..

Man I’d hate to be a girl they go through too much uwu

*nods* I hear the monthly time is excruciating.

Y'all have no idea.