Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

What? It’s not like I didn’t greet you at all.

You called me a man! ;~;

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Laughs innocently*

*Pets.*

So smol.

 

[Arishipshape]

You called me a man! ;~;

Well, a week ago I would’ve been right. Besides, I added “and lady”.

 

[Pygmepatl]

You called me a man! ;~;

Damn, that's super rude! That's no way to treat a woman!

*Pets.*

So smol.

*Pets back*

Awww! So nice!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Damn, that's super rude! That's no way to treat a woman!

I know, I'm.. *sniffles.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Pets back*

Awww! So nice!

Thank you.

*Holds you and sobs.*

 

[Arishipshape]

I know, I'm.. *sniffles.*

All I said was “greetings, gents”! For all you know I hadn’t even noticed you were here!

 

[Pygmepatl]

I know, I'm.. *sniffles.*

Thank you.

*Holds you and sobs.*

Don't worry, you're valid and a beautiful vixen!

*Hugs tightly*

 

[ssaannttoo]

All I said was “greetings, gents”! For all you know I hadn’t even noticed you were here!

I'm not equal to a man! Pygmeeeeee HALF A MAN!!

*Sobs into his fur.*

 

[Arishipshape]

I'm not equal to a man! Pygmeeeeee HALF A MAN!!

*Sobs into his fur.*

Wha—that’s not what I said! I said that I might’ve said “morning, gents” because I didn’t notice you! That has nothing to do with whether or not you’re as much as a man!

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'm not equal to a man! Pygmeeeeee HALF A MAN!!

*Sobs into his fur.*

*Pets and offers a handkerchief*

I'm sure he didn't mean it, you have to believe me.

It's okay!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Pets and offers a handkerchief*

I'm sure he didn't mean it, you have to believe me.

It's okay!

Of course I “didn’t mean it”, that’s not what I said!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Pets and offers a handkerchief*

I'm sure he didn't mean it, you have to believe me.

It's okay!

Thank *hic* You *hic.*

*Hic, hiç, hic.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Of course I “didn’t mean it”, that’s not what I said!

Ah right, you didn't say it because you literally forgot to say it, lol!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Sits down, rubbing my eyes.*


(Would the women of PVP be upset if I did a "That time of month" event?)

 

[GentleButter]

*offers santo a protein shake*

 

[Arishipshape]

*offers santo a protein shake*

Mornin, Milo.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*offers santo a protein shake*

*Considers taking one, but then remembers what happens when I drink protein shakes*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*offers santo a protein shake*

I.ve.... never felt better. xD

 

[Ravofox]

Thank *hic* You *hic.*

*Hic, hiç, hic.*

Become Turkish for a sec, there?

Don't worry, you're valid and a beautiful vixen!

*Hugs tightly*

Glad to see chivalry isn't dead

 

[GentleButter]

Mornin, Milo.

*finger guns*
mornin, dude!

I.ve.... never felt better. xD

*pats your back vigorously*
of course! always makes me feel better!

 

[Arishipshape]

Glad to see chivalry isn't dead

:I

 

[Pygmepatl]

Glad to see chivalry isn't dead

Thank you! And you are a handsome foxxo!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pats your back vigorously*
of course! always makes me feel better!

Ah.

Glad to see chivalry isn't dead

And they say, and they say, a-a-a-a and they say. And they say chivalry is dead xD

(I will kiss anybody that knows that reference.)

 

[Arishipshape]

And they say, and they say, a-a-a-a and they say. And they say chivalry is dead xD

(I will kiss anybody that knows that reference.)

(*intentionally fails knowledge check*)