GentleButter
Digital Artist
*you detect no curse but something about the composition of the coffee beans used reads as unique*of, none of that is toxic or cursed

*you detect no curse but something about the composition of the coffee beans used reads as unique*of, none of that is toxic or cursed
*you detect no curse but something about the composition of the coffee beans used reads as unique*
*mumbles something about coffee heresy whilst licking black coffee-sicle*does more testing
Adds WAY to much cream
*mumbles something about coffee heresy*
well why don’t you just have a cream-sicle instead, ya coffee newbturns coffee almost white
*floats over you*does more testing
Adds WAY to much cream
well why don’t you just have a cream-sicle instead, ya coffee newb
*gasps*Also, the amount of cream makes it closer to milk and can lessen some status effedts, especially the spicy effect
I do this to rl coffee as well(getting up in rl and stalling for a picture of what i do to coffee)*floats over you*
if the coffee okay? you look puzzled
*Looks up from stuffing her face with fried bread.**mumbles something about coffee heresy whilst licking black coffee-sicle*
Sorry? What was that Miss 'White Chocolate Is Teh Bestest!'?well why don’t you just have a cream-sicle instead, ya coffee newb
*gasps*
*chugs down entire creamer container*
....
NOOOOO
Hey, leave some for the other guests!*gasps*
*chugs down entire creamer container*
....
NOOOOO
No, mutilating good coffee with that much cream is heresy.*Looks up from stuffing her face with fried bread.*
'Coffee is heresy'? That's a bit of a turnaround for you isn't it?
*looks around, legitimately not knowing who you’re referring to*Sorry? What was that Miss 'White Chocolate Is Teh Bestest!'?
*Takes a slurp of tea.*
don’t use all of it
...sorryHey, leave some for the other guests!
*pees in the cream**finally wakes up properly*
No, mutilating good coffee with that much cream is heresy.
*looks around, legitimately not knowing who you’re referring to*
...sorry
*sanitizes dispenser lid and replaces cream*
*summons an undead bouncer to escort you from the place**pees in the cream*
Another reason to avoid it.*pees in the cream*
*mumbles something about coffee heresy whilst licking black coffee-sicle*
well why don’t you just have a cream-sicle instead, ya coffee newb
*sneak in as an undead bouncer I knocked unconscious **summons an undead bouncer to escort you from the place*
come back when you can behave!
*fries up more bacon*
*summons another undead janitor*
*giggles*Another reason to avoid it.
I like my coffee like my men...
*Sips tea*
Unadulterated?Another reason to avoid it.
I like my coffee like my men...
*Sips tea*
Ahh, a fine glass of milk.
Isn't that just milk?
Looks more like batter if I'm honest.Isn't that just milk?
No its coffeeIsn't that just milk?