GentleButter
Digital Artist
*eyes widen*No, mutilating good coffee with that much cream is heresy.
Ari.. youre not.. drinking that coffee black... are you?
*fidgets*

*eyes widen*No, mutilating good coffee with that much cream is heresy.
I think it's milk with like a drop of coffee. If anything it just ruins the milk xDNo its coffee
Nowhere near my lips...Unadulterated?
*Makes you a nice strong cup of tea.*Ahh, a fine glass of milk.
*drinks*
...I give up milk ain’t gonna cut it.
there is about 3 coffee to 1 whole milk in thereI think it's milk with like a drop of coffee. If anything it just ruins the milk xD
Yeah, and I’m the king of England.No its coffee
Well, strictly speaking I’m more licking it than drinking it. Why?*eyes widen*
Ari.. youre not.. drinking that coffee black... are you?
*fidgets*
Does it cure all potion effects? And I mean ALL potion effects.*Makes you a nice strong cup of tea.*
its fine, i just.. i grew those coffee beans myself and.. i used demon bones to fertilize the soil...ell, strictly speaking I’m more licking it than drinking it. Why?
*flops onto dramatically**Flops dramatically.*
*Cuddles furiously.**flops onto dramatically*
...That would explain how I’m somehow functioning at normal capacity despite only getting by my rough estimation half an hour of sleep.its fine, i just.. i grew those coffee beans myself and.. i used demon bones to fertilize the soil...
uh..
i mean youll be fine
*blinks*
just.... reeeaaall awake
its fine, i just.. i grew those coffee beans myself and.. i used demon bones to fertilize the soil...
uh..
i mean youll be fine
*blinks*
just.... reeeaaall awake
With all this padding? It's a breeze.*rubs eyes*
How do females sleep comfortably?
*Presses 'X'*Yeah, and I’m the king of England.
Well...It can't do any harm to try it? I promise it won't make the situation worse.Does it cure all potion effects? And I mean ALL potion effects.
*facepalms*With all this padding? It's a breeze.
That’s... that’s the point.*Presses 'X'*
Fine. I’m sure God will forgive me for briefly indulging in the non-sacred beverage strictly in the interest of re-acquiring my male-ness.Well...It can't do any harm to try it? I promise it won't make the situation worse.
*Blinks a few times.*Fine. I’m sure God will forgive me for briefly indulging in the non-sacred beverage strictly in the interest of re-acquiring my male-ness.
It was a half-sarcastic lampshading of how coffee is the superior beverage to tea.*Blinks a few times.*
What ar you drinking that god won't like?
*Suspicious stare.*
*thinks*...That would explain how I’m somehow functioning at normal capacity despite only getting by my rough estimation half an hour of sleep.
Though I hope the evil essence didn’t get into the beans.
YOU DRANK WHAT!?It was a half-sarcastic lampshading of how coffee is the superior beverage to tea.
*grins and rubs hands together**thinks*
huh.. i dont know if evil can be transmitted through soil.
*shrugs, then makes more toast*
youre not going to be able to sit still for at least 5 hours though. i hope you had a project planned for today!
*Hands you the 'Big' cup.*Fine. I’m sure God will forgive me for briefly indulging in the non-sacred beverage strictly in the interest of re-acquiring my male-ness.
Looks like yogurt that @metatherat would likeLooks more like batter if I'm honest.
Still, each to their own.
*visible confusion*YOU DRANK WHAT!?
*Faints.*
*sips**Hands you the 'Big' cup.*
*Is a lady.**visible confusion*
*averts gaze**Is a lady.*
*Laying on the floor.*
*Defenseless.*
:3
(Lol, doesn't help but just ignores me xD)*averts gaze*