Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

God, this must be a ***** to clean...

Yeah...

Women go through hell to look good for men.

 

[Play3r]

(What happened while i was gone?!)

 

[florance the fox]

I’m sure the dress is quite nice!! But I’m a masculine male, or at least, I will be the latter shortly! This is exceedingly unbecoming...

"well you look cute in it~"

 

[TR273]

God, this must be a ***** to clean...

*eyes go wide*
Don’t look at me!
*dashes*
*trips again*

*Eye roll*
I'm behind the door and can't see you doofus. You sound like you need cheesecake, do you want some?

 

[Arishipshape]

Man, and I thought armor dexterity penalties were bad!

"well you look cute in it~"

I’M
NOT
CUUUTE

*Eye roll*
I'm behind the door and can't see you doofus. You sound like you need cheesecake, do you want some?

*weighs cons of yet more people seeing me in this lowly state against pros of cheesecake*
...
Just—just don’t tell anyone...
*gets up and opens door*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’M
NOT
CUUUTE

*Mutters.*

just a little.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Mutters.*

just a little.

*squeals with rage*
What about this is remotely cute?!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I think I just won

 

[ssaannttoo]

*squeals with rage*
What about this is remotely cute?!

*Giggles behind my paw.*

Nothing :3

 

[Arishipshape]

*Giggles behind my paw.*

Nothing :3

*reaches to backhand you*
*trips again*
*blushes*
This is worse than a straight jacket!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*reaches to backhand you*
*trips again*
*blushes*
This is worse than a straight jacket!

Come on. xD

 

[TR273]

Man, and I thought armor dexterity penalties were bad!

I’M
NOT
CUUUTE

*weighs cons of yet more people seeing me in this lowly state against pros of cheesecake*
...
Just—just don’t tell anyone...
*gets up and opens door*

*Keeps a straight face, after all she spent most of yesterday as a defenceless box and was somewhat roughly treated.*
*Hands you a large cheesecake*
For what it's worth you actually look very nice, not yourself but nice all the same.
*Packs up the door and quietly retreat giving you your privacy.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Come on. xD

*gets up (with great difficulty)*
*chuckles*

*Keeps a straight face, after all she spent most of yesterday as a defenceless box and was somewhat roughly treated.*
*Hands you a large cheesecake*
For what it's worth you actually look very nice, not yourself but nice all the same.
*Packs up the door and quietly retreat giving you your privacy.*

...
......
Really?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gets up (with great difficulty)*
*chuckles*

*Picks up dress again.*


Where are we going?

 

[florance the fox]

I’M
NOT
CUUUTE

*pets you*

 

[Arishipshape]

...
......
Really?

*Picks up dress again.*


Where are we going?

*purses lips, glares*
Never mind. Come on, Ssaannttoo, I’ve got forks at home.

*pets you*

*uses Ice Beam (a 100% accurate move, so stop godmod dodging)*

 

[Play3r]

*player sits down in two places at once*

 

[florance the fox]

*purses lips, glares*
Never mind. Come on, Ssaannttoo, I’ve got forks at home.

*uses Ice Beam (a 100% accurate move, so stop godmod dodging)*

*freezes*

 

[Arishipshape]

*freezes*

*crosses arms, pouts*
Serves you right for dressing me up.
*takes Ssaannttoo home for cheesecake*

 

[Play3r]

*freezes*

yet it has a 10-20% freeze chance

 

[Play3r]

*takes Ssaannttoo home for cheesecake*

C-Cheesecake?

 

[florance the fox]

yet it has a 10-20% freeze chance

*still frozen crying*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*purses lips, glares*
Never mind. Come on, Ssaannttoo, I’ve got forks at home.

Forks?

 

[Arishipshape]

Forks?

For cheesecake! You didn’t think we’d eat it with our hands, did you? Twould be most unladylike.
*giggles*

 

[Play3r]

*still frozen crying*

*Uses ice heal*
There...
Happy?