Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

*Looks where you're looking.*

What are we looking at?

Away from the scantily clad female...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Away from the scantily clad female...

Scantily cladded female!? Where?!

 

[TR273]

Away from the scantily clad female...

I have a name you know!

 

[Arishipshape]

Scantily cladded female!? Where?!

*points to Sally out the window*
*uses cheesecake to lure you away from the spectacle*

I have a name you know!

*eyes closed, head out window* But the fact that you’re Sally has nothing to do with the fact that I’m not looking!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*points to Sally out the window*
*uses cheesecake to lure you away from the spectacle*

Mhmm.. cake~

 

[TR273]

*points to Sally out the window*
*uses cheesecake to lure you away from the spectacle*

*eyes closed, head out window* But the fact that you’re Sally has nothing to do with the fact that I’m not looking!

But just calling me 'The Scantily clad Female!' like I'm an object! Is that all I am to you? Just some object?
*Cries*

 

[Play3r]

(I am going to go eat food...)

 

[ssaannttoo]

(I am going to go eat food...)

(Okie dokie! Enjoy your meal!!! :3)

 

[Arishipshape]

But just calling me 'The Scantily clad Female!' like I'm an object! Is that all I am to you? Just some object?
*Cries*

Well, I didn’t want you to feel personally guilty for making me avert my gaze! It’s not like you in particular are offensive to look at! Heck, I bet you’re downright good looking nearly-nude! I’m just explaining that it’s not the fact that it’s you in particular that makes me not look!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well, I didn’t want you to feel personally guilty for making me avert my gaze! It’s not like you in particular are offensive to look at! Heck, I bet you’re downright good looking nearly-nude! I’m just explaining that it’s not the fact that it’s you in particular that makes me not look!

Downright good looking. Wow. Ari very forward of you.

 

[Arishipshape]

Downright good looking. Wow. Ari very forward of you.

I’m making baseless speculation! I wouldn’t know!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’m making baseless speculation! I wouldn’t know!

Sure...

 

[Arishipshape]

Sure...

*blushes*
*covers face* I assure you, I’m only speculating! Speculating!!

(gtg pvp, talk to y’all later!)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*blushes*
*covers face* I assure you, I’m only speculating! Speculating!!

(gtg pvp, talk to y’all later!)

(He needs to go, 'take care' of something.)

 

[TR273]

Well, I didn’t want you to feel personally guilty for making me avert my gaze! It’s not like you in particular are offensive to look at! Heck, I bet you’re downright good looking nearly-nude! I’m just explaining that it’s not the fact that it’s you in particular that makes me not look!

*Stops crying*
Fair. But I know you avert your gaze in the presence of anything more than ungloved hands so using my name isn't going to offend me. Also that sounded like a compliment.
;-)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Stops crying*
Fair. But I know you avert your gaze in the presence of anything more than ungloved hands so using my name isn't going to offend me. Also that sounded like a compliment.
;-)

*Leans in to whisper.*

She has the hots for you.

 

[Arishipshape]

(He needs to go, 'take care' of something.)

(It was dinner with my family, I’ll have you know.)

*Stops crying*
Fair. But I know you avert your gaze in the presence of anything more than ungloved hands so using my name isn't going to offend me. Also that sounded like a compliment.
;-)

*ponders whether I should avert my gaze in the presence of ungloved hands*

*Leans in to whisper.*

She has the hots for you.

*exits room*
*ransacks nearby storeroom, chucking rakes, shovels, and other tools out*
*finds spare gauntlet*
*smacks you*

 

[ssaannttoo]

(It was dinner with my family, I’ll have you know.)

(Sure )

*exits room*
*ransacks nearby storeroom, chucking rakes, shovels, and other tools out*
*finds spare gauntlet*
*smacks you*

Ah!

*Gets smacked.*

 

[TR273]

*Leans in to whisper.*

She has the hots for you.

*Grins*
Sadly she isn't my type.
(Despite being a massive flirt, Sally is pretty particular about that aspect of her life.)

 

[Arishipshape]

(Sure )


Ah!

*Gets smacked.*

(As little incentive as you have to believe someone on the internet, I assure you that’s what I was doing.)

Serves you right for slandering my good name!

*Grins*
Sadly she isn't my type.

AND YOU’RE NOT MINE! Too Chaotic.
*sticks tongue out in disgust*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Grins*
Sadly she isn't my type.
(Despite being a massive flirt, Sally is pretty particular about that aspect of her life.)

Really? Tall dark and blue?

*Whistles.*

I'd love to chill with them buns~

 

[Arishipshape]

Really? Tall dark and blue?

*Whistles.*

I'd love to chill with them buns~

(Found the HD version of this sprite!)

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Found the HD version of this sprite!)
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(I'm disappointed. No boob jiggle. With big honkers of those size I'd imagine they're be bouncing like a water bed on a particularly exciting night.)

 

[Maverick.]

XD

 

[Arishipshape]

(I'm disappointed. No boob jiggle. With big honkers of those size I'd imagine they're be bouncing like a water bed on a particularly exciting night.)

(Wow. How dare I find the least perverted and most sophisticated method of expressing shock and surprise. It’s almost as if it perfectly reflects what I’m doing in character. xD)