(Wow. How dare I find the least perverted and most sophisticated method of expressing shock and surprise. It’s almost as if it perfectly reflects what I’m doing in character. xD)
*Water guns it instead, it's a warm day and it quickly hardens into a 'Shell O' TP'. Some of the local urchins turn up and start prancing round singing 'Sourpus and Grumpy face'.*
Ok, I swear I had nothing to do with that last part.
*Water guns it instead, it's a warm day and it quickly hardens into a 'Shell O' TP'. Some of the local urchins turn up and start prancing round singing 'Sourpus and Grumpy face'.*
Ok, I swear I had nothing to do with that last part.
*replaces arrow heads with mini itching powder bombs (acquired at my last foray into the magic mart)*
*climbs on the roof*
*snipes the urchins (hiding behind the chimney so they can’t see my indignity)*
*replaces arrow heads with mini itching powder bombs (acquired at my last foray into the magic mart)*
*climbs on the roof*
*snipes the urchins (hiding behind the chimney so they can’t see my indignity)*
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