TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Hold on!It’s non-lethal home defense! These arrows aren’t even sharp!
*chucks itching powder bomb down the chimney*
(Now I need to see art of a dressed, crossbow wielding Glaceon on a roof xD)
I throw itching powder at you and it's a bad thing! But you can do it to other people and that's fine!
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*Whips out her 'Pocket Cannon' (a cannon that fits in your pocket, the 'must have' accessory for the pirate in your life), and demolishes the chimney you are hiding behind, (potentially) exposing your shame to the world.*
