*Storms off to the ship, returns a few minutes later carrying a keg of gunpowder, plonks it down next to the door. Runs a fuse out.*
Protecting the innocent is one of my core beliefs, I may be a Pirate, but I only attack other pirates and tax ships, and I ensure that the crews get away safely. I also believe that anyone who endangers the life of a child is deserving of no mercy!
Now you have ten seconds to get out here, apologize and do your knight thing or by thunder I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house UP!
*stuffs valuables in Enderchest and breaks it*
Look, I’m not going to be able to “do my Knight thing” if people see me running around in a dress! No one would take me seriously as a man again! I’d have to use force for everything! I’m not THAT powerful!
*stuffs valuables in Enderchest and breaks it*
Look, I’m not going to be able to “do my Knight thing” if people see me running around in a dress! No one would take me seriously as a man again! I’d have to use force for everything! I’m not THAT powerful!
*is covered in ash but otherwise unharmed*
M-my house!! I can’t save innocents, I need to find shelter!
*begins chopping trees*
*sun is dangerously low on the horizon*
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