Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Such is the way of bewbs.
My A-cups are tender, but underneath are pectorals of steel.

Such is the way of bewbs.
"they are and you know it*glares*
They’re not that big! I think!
Oh they haven't got those anymore. 'Somebody' sabotaged them to explode on the pad if launched. So they dismantled them and now have a massive army.(I don’t use discord...)
i still need to find a way to “barrow” greater mouselands nukes
*glares*"they are and you know it
*Another eyebrow raise.*Distorted by what?
*years of backwards viewpoints drilled into my head at the Knightly Academy somehow don’t occur to me*
Oh they haven't got those anymore. 'Somebody' sabotaged them to explode on the pad if launched. So they dismantled them and now have a massive army.
"cause of your stats"*glares*
That would require me to examine them closely!
And how would YOU know??
"cause of your stats"
"cause of your stats"
I’m with Ben, what the hell do my stats have to do with my... size?<pmd ?! Icon and sound>
Everything.I’m with Ben, what the hell do my stats have to do with my... size?
*has a magic character book* "this book right here"I’m with Ben, what the hell do my stats have to do with my... size?
Some areas devote an entire data entry field to the size of these thingsI’m with Ben, what the hell do my stats have to do with my... size?
Oh? Well thank you.also returns the portal gun to @Player , it now has a guard to waterproof it and stop you from looking into the head directly
Everything.
*has a magic character book* "this book right here"
Some areas devote an entire data entry field to the size of these things
"look i was trying to help but you won't let me big breastsView attachment 102603
*facepalms at the perversion of everyone who is not me*
Maybe not everything is about breasts!!
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*facepalms at the perversion of everyone who is not me*
Maybe not everything is about breasts!!
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*facepalms at the perversion of everyone who is not me*
Maybe not everything is about breasts!!
Is this a bad time?"look i was trying to help but you won't let me big breasts
*Attempts to lean on the fourth wall, falls into the orchestra pit.*(*puts up “No leaning on the fourth wall” sign next to the “No godmodding” sign*)
"you ok?:*Attempts to lean on the fourth wall, falls into the orchestra pit.*
Yep! That sign is a good idea!
I was told it was a land dominated by anthropomorphic animals! I had no idea any of this would happen!!reminds your character what website he was sent to spy on
...I won’t let you what?"look i was trying to help but you won't let me big breasts
Which part of 'Massive Army' is confusing to you?wait that would mean its safe to raid them again
I was told it was a land dominated by anthropomorphic animals! I had no idea any of this would happen!!
...I won’t let you what?
Which part of 'Massive Army' is confusing to you?
I think I swallowed a trombone..."you ok?: