Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*averts gaze*

*is sick of general movement being uncomfortable*
*secretly mails in order to the mainland for female-oriented clothing*

*Peaks over your shoulder.*

Whatcha doing? :3

 

[Arishipshape]

*Peaks over your shoulder.*

Whatcha doing? :3

AAAAAAA
*tears up paper*
NOTHING

 

[Play3r]

Whats da magic word?

Please

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*is having a difficult time*

 

[ssaannttoo]

AAAAAAA
*tears up paper*
NOTHING

:3

*Blinks.*

:3

 

[ssaannttoo]

Please

*Gets up off of you.*

:3

 

[Play3r]

*Gets up off of you.*

:3

*gets up and goes to sit somewhere else*

 

[Arishipshape]

:3

*Blinks.*

:3

*blinks*
...
:I

 

[TR273]

AAAAAAA
*tears up paper*
NOTHING

*Decided to help Ari out by placing an order with my personal tailor a few days ago (since pirate of no dresses, just sturdy pants and practical tops) it arrives.*

Hey Ari! Got something for you!

I had to guess your sizes mind.

 

[TR273]

*is having a difficult time*

*Gives pats*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gets up and goes to sit somewhere else*

:3

*blinks*
...
:I

>:|

 

[Arishipshape]

*Decided to help Ari out by placing an order with my personal tailor a few days ago (since pirate of no dresses, just sturdy pants and practical tops) it arrives.*

Hey Ari! Got something for you!

I had to guess your sizes mind.

*still ripping the order form into yet smaller pieces*
W-what is it?

 

[TR273]

*still ripping the order form into yet smaller pieces*
W-what is it?

Probably better to discuss that in private.

 

[Arishipshape]

Probably better to discuss that in private.

*audible gulp*
*gets up with a clank, follows*

 

[Play3r]

*Player trips on a rock*
guess i overshot by a long time huh.

 

[TR273]

*audible gulp*
*gets up with a clank, follows*

*Goes into spare cabin.*
*Shuts door*
*Tosses 'another' load of Ben's trackers, listening bugs and mini cameras out the window.*
*Puts package on the bed*
It's a selection of clothing that should be more fitting and help contain your new *ahem* equipment. Sizes might be off but that should be easy to fix. I've removed the mirror so you won't accidently catch sight of yourself. I'll be outside guarding the door. If you need help...don't hesitate to call I promise I won't tell anyone what I see.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Goes into spare cabin.*
*Shuts door*
*Tosses 'another' load of Ben's trackers, listening bugs and mini cameras out the window.*
*Puts package on the bed*
It's a selection of clothing that should be more fitting and help contain your new *ahem* equipment. Sizes might be off but that should be easy to fix. I've removed the mirror so you won't accidently catch sight of yourself. I'll be outside guarding the door. If you need help...don't hesitate to call I promise I won't tell anyone what I see.

I... I...
*speechless*

Th—thank you!
*gently closes door and sets off with the intention of setting the new clothes-donning speedrun record*

(Gtg for about 25 minutes IRL)

 

[TR273]

I... I...
*speechless*

Th—thank you!
*gently closes door and sets off with the intention of setting the new clothes-donning speedrun record*

(Gtg for about 25 minutes IRL)

*Guards door, has a look about her that indicates anyone wanting in will have to get through her first....and there is a lot of her to get through.*

 

[Play3r]

*Player finally managed to get back up and trips on the same rock*
*Anger*

 

[Play3r]

*Guards door, has a look about her that indicates anyone wanting in will have to get through her first....and there is a lot of her to get through.*

I can open portals to other dimensions you know.

 

[TR273]

I can open portals to other dimensions you know.

Yes I do.

Which is why I invested in a disruption field for my ship, you can't arrive via portal, you'll just get dumped in the harbour.
*She gives a smile*

 

[Play3r]

Yes I do.

Which is why I invested in a disruption field for my ship, you can't arrive via portal, you'll just get dumped in the harbour.
*She gives a smile*

I don't give a damn about physics
Im joking

 

[florance the fox]

*shudders*
Thank you. Geez, why is everyone here obsessed with touching?

(Sayonara!)

"i still want to be your pet since... well"

Well you could enrole at a magic academy, study for years and become a MASTER potion maker. Or become a chef or a baker.
Or load cargo at the dock, thats a nice cross class job, i.e. anyone can do it.
Or
Ye can come aboard me ship and sail the world for adventure and plunder!

"hmm"

 

[ssaannttoo]

"i still want to be your pet since... well"

Kinky!!

 

[TR273]

Kinky!!

*Appears next to you and Bonks you in the head with a stick*
Go to horny jail!
*Returns to guard duty*