Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*Appears next to you and Bonks you in the head with a stick*
Go to horny jail!
*Returns to guard duty*

Owie...

;w;

 

[Arishipshape]

*Guards door, has a look about her that indicates anyone wanting in will have to get through her first....and there is a lot of her to get through.*

*eventually comes out*
*fazed contentment*
Ya know... this ain’t that bad, when every little movement doesn’t hurt. Thanks. *offers handshake*

"i still want to be your pet since... well"

"hmm"

Uhhh... I’m not really in the market for a pet but I’m sure I could obli—

Kinky!!

Never mind.

 

[TR273]

*eventually comes out*
*fazed contentment*
Ya know... this ain’t that bad, when every little movement doesn’t hurt. Thanks. *offers handshake*

*Look round from glaring down the hallway.*
Everything fits alright?
*Shakes hand*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Never mind.

:3

 

[Arishipshape]

*Look round from glaring down the hallway.*
Everything fits alright?
*Shakes hand*

I... think so? To be entirely honest I’m not sure what “fits right” is supposed to look or feel like, but it’s infinitely better. Thank you so much. Yet again, you’ve saved my rear end from a load of pain and difficulty. —NOT LITERALLY

:3

*glares*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*glares*

*Boops.*

*Runs.*
>:3

 

[Arishipshape]

*Boops.*

*Runs.*
>:3

*pursues*
*tackles you*
*boops aggressively and gets off*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pursues*
*tackles you*
*boops aggressively and gets off*

*Is in shock.*

 

[TR273]

I... think so? To be entirely honest I’m not sure what “fits right” is supposed to look or feel like, but it’s infinitely better. Thank you so much. Yet again, you’ve saved my rear end from a load of pain and difficulty. —NOT LITERALLY

*Winks*
No problem, happy to help.
They should be cut a little looser than I get them. I have the snug cut because...well, boarding actions.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Is in shock.*

Figured I’d retaliate in a way you understood.

*Winks*
No problem, happy to help.
They should be cut a little looser than I get them. I have the snug cut because...well, boarding actions.

*shaky sigh*
I could tell, I really appreciate it. Here’s hoping it’s not helpful for too long!
*nervous laughter*
*face falls*

*puts on the most epic questing music I can find*

*ventures forth*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Figured I’d retaliate in a way you understood.

:0

>:3

*Boops.*

 

[Arishipshape]

:0

>:3

*Boops.*

Well that didn’t work.
*smacks you with gauntlet*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well that didn’t work.
*smacks you with gauntlet*

*Moans.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Moans.*

*fumes*
I’ve got more important things to do!

*uses shield as sled to escape down a hill*
*quest music resumes*

 

[florance the fox]

Uhhh... I’m not really in the market for a pet but I’m sure I could obli—

"i'll help you in quests

 

[ssaannttoo]

*fumes*
I’ve got more important things to do!

*uses shield as sled to escape down a hill*
*quest music resumes*

*Rolls down the hill to follow.*

:3

 

[Arishipshape]

"i'll help you in quests

...
*headpats*
We shall venture forth, in the name of truth, justice, and restoring my male-ness!
*flutes are inexplicably added to the questing music*

*Rolls down the hill to follow.*

:3

*high speed chase scene ensues*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*high speed chase scene ensues*

Woah, woooaha..

*Gets really dizzy.*

 

[TR273]

*fumes*
I’ve got more important things to do!

*uses shield as sled to escape down a hill*
*quest music resumes*

*Rolls down the hill to follow.*

:3

Hold on!
They started at the harbour...which is normally the low point of an island...and they just slid down a hill.....
.....
.....
...*Walks round the headland to see if the intrepid duo have ended up in the bay.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Hold on!
They started at the harbour...which is normally the low point of an island...and they just slid down a hill.....
.....
.....
...*Walks round the headland to see if the intrepid duo have ended up in the bay.*

*uses Glaceon powers to freeze water as I shield-surf over it*

 

[TR273]

*high speed chase scene ensues*

*Provides music*

 

[florance the fox]

...
*headpats*
We shall venture forth, in the name of truth, justice, and restoring my male-ness!
*flutes are inexplicably added to the questing music*

"cool flutes!"

 

[Arishipshape]

*Provides music*

HEY! Play something serious, dramatic! Anything but this drivel. Think more “Smash Bros Brawl” theme, not “circus performance”.

 

[TR273]

HEY! Play something serious, dramatic! Anything but this drivel. Think more “Smash Bros Brawl” theme, not “circus performance”.

...
.......
............
You want me to lie????

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hold on!
They started at the harbour...which is normally the low point of an island...and they just slid down a hill.....
.....
.....
...*Walks round the headland to see if the intrepid duo have ended up in the bay.*

oooooooooooo