Predators and Prey

[florance the fox]

*Player hesitantly puts the other processor in*

*you feel a lot calmer and happier and a bit cuter*

 

[Play3r]

*you feel a lot calmer and happier and a bit cuter*

*Player's system does a forced restart to try to fix him, it fails*
Why do I feel so weird

 

[florance the fox]

*Player's system does a forced restart to try to fix him, it fails*
Why do I feel so weird

"cause you should feel a lot calmer and happier now" *hugs you*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Player's system does a forced restart to try to fix him, it fails*
Why do I feel so weird

Everyone keeps calling me “cute”. Now that you yourself are, by your programming, “cute”, would you be willing to give me the definitive article on the exact meaning of the word?

 

[florance the fox]

Everyone keeps calling me “cute”. Now that you yourself are, by your programming, “cute”, would you be willing to give me the definitive article on the exact meaning of the word?

*gets on their back* "ooh"

 

[Arishipshape]

*gets on their back* "ooh"

*staggers*
*falls to one knee*
Next time, warn me when you’re about to jump on me, okay?

 

[florance the fox]

*staggers*
*falls to one knee*
Next time, warn me when you’re about to jump on me, okay?

"sorry"

 

[Play3r]

Everyone keeps calling me “cute”. Now that you yourself are, by your programming, “cute”, would you be willing to give me the definitive article on the exact meaning of the word?

shut up

 

[florance the fox]

*tacklehugs player*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I am cute.

*rolls over*

 

[Arishipshape]

shut up

*writes that down*
Alright, I’ll be sure to avoid saying that phrase from here on, to avoid being categorically cute. Thank ye!

 

[florance the fox]

*writes that down*
Alright, I’ll be sure to avoid saying that phrase from here on, to avoid being categorically cute. Thank ye!

"you're coute"

 

[Arishipshape]

"you're coute"

What?? No I’m not!

 

[florance the fox]

What?? No I’m not!

"which means cool and cute you dummy"

 

[Arishipshape]

"which means cool and cute you dummy"

I may be quite literally below average temperatures but I’m certainly not low on intelligence or, most importantly, CUTE IN THE SLIGHTEST!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I am warm and cute.

 

[florance the fox]

I may be quite literally below average temperatures but I’m certainly not low on intelligence or, most importantly, CUTE IN THE SLIGHTEST!

*shows a picture of them in a dress*

 

[Arishipshape]

*shows a picture of them in a dress*

*tears it up*
Yes, you’ve proven I can be humiliated! Humiliation does not equal cute!

 

[florance the fox]

*tears it up*
Yes, you’ve proven I can be humiliated! Humiliation does not equal cute!

"well you look cute in a dress and again glaceon can be cute you know

 

[Arishipshape]

"well you look cute in a dress and again glaceon can be cute you know

Glaceon can be cute! I am in no way prevented from being cute by my current species! But wearing a dress only exacerbates my current embarrassing situation! That’s not cute!

 

[florance the fox]

Glaceon can be cute! I am in no way prevented from being cute by my current species! But wearing a dress only exacerbates my current embarrassing situation! That’s not cute!

"hmmm maybe wearing some cute causal clothes would make you happy"

 

[Arishipshape]

"hmmm maybe wearing some cute causal clothes would make you happy"

Cute clothes would not make me happy because I am not cute! Cuteness is against my nature and won’t make me happy!

 

[florance the fox]

Cute clothes would not make me happy because I am not cute! Cuteness is against my nature and won’t make me happy!

"how about some jammies then"

 

[Arishipshape]

"how about some jammies then"

*looks up “jammies” in pocket dictionary*
*can’t find anything*
What are “jammies”?

 

[Play3r]

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