Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Okay, time to go back to sleep!

*Finds another rum barrel, opens it and sleeps in there*

 

[ben909]

*Takes a potshot with the shotgun*

you miss, or the pelets don’t damage the periscope

*lowers the periscope for now*

 

[Arishipshape]

Fie, SHOTGUN BLASTS?!
*looks out window*

you miss, or the pelets don’t damage the periscope

*lowers the periscope for now*

Mayhaps Ben would allow me quiet lodgings for the evening... but alas, I’ve no method of communications.

 

[Ravofox]

*Hefts you back out of the bed and contemplates standing you up head first in the toilet. Looks out the window, sees 'Karen the Kranky Kraken' swimming around in the bay.*
Here Karen, din dins.
*Tosses you into the water*
(Karen is on a strict vegetarian diet but she may throw you around a bit.)

*Glares*
*Points at the open window*

*looks out* I see no rum out there!!

Okay, time to go back to sleep!

*Finds another rum barrel, opens it and sleeps in there*

Dawww, night night skunky!! Have many rum filled dreams!! *huggles barrel*

Ohhh no, I’m not having a re-play of Donkey Kong Country: Barrel Crushing Edition.
*holds pillow over ears and pouts*

I find that really soothing myself

 

[TR273]

you miss, or the pelets don’t damage the periscope

*lowers the periscope for now*

I achieved what I needed to, stop spying on me! Perv!

 

[Lenago]

*Hefts you back out of the bed and contemplates standing you up head first in the toilet. Looks out the window, sees 'Karen the Kranky Kraken' swimming around in the bay.*
Here Karen, din dins.
*Tosses you into the water*
(Karen is on a strict vegetarian diet but she may throw you around a bit.)

*karen gulps me and tastes me a bit,making a grossed out face she quickly spits me back into your cabin,making me fall into your bed and bumping you out*

Zzzz .. Zzzzz....Zzzzz

 

[ben909]

Fie, SHOTGUN BLASTS?!
*looks out window*

Mayhaps Ben would allow me quiet lodgings for the evening... but alas, I’ve no method of communications.

signal mirrors don’t work well when a sub is submerged

 

[Arishipshape]

I achieved what I needed to, stop spying on me! Perv!

*notices I haven’t been called a pervert since getting TGed*
*suspects sexism*

I find that really soothing myself

I’ll be sure to chuck barrels at you next we meet, then.

 

[TR273]

*karen gulps me and tastes me a bit,making a grossed out face she quickly spits me back into your cabin,making me fall into your bed and bumping you out*

Zzzz .. Zzzzz....Zzzzz

*Stands you up in the toilet, locks the door*

*Locks @Ravofox in the wardrobe*

*Locks all the windows*

*Changes the waterlogged sheets.*

*Puts on notice cancellation headphones*

*Dozes*

 

[ben909]

*checks again with the periscope *
Was not shot at

*rases snorkel*

 

[Lenago]

*Stands you up in the toilet, locks the door*

*Locks @Ravofox in the wardrobe*

*Locks all the windows*

*Changes the waterlogged sheets.*

*Puts on notice cancellation headphones*

*Dozes*

*my hat clogs the toilet and before long your cabin starts to flood with water*

Zzz....Zzzzzz...Zzzzz

 

[TR273]

*my hat clogs the toilet and before long your cabin starts to flood with water*

Zzz....Zzzzzz...Zzzzz

(That only works if someone is flushing the toilet, water doesn't just run in constantly like a tap left on.)
*Ponders there is a chance this could happen, shuts the water off to the toilet using the stopcock.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*finally manages to fall into a light slumber, fantasizing about rebuilding my house and getting my *censored**

(Gnight, PvP!)

 

[Lenago]

(That only works if someone is flushing the toilet, water doesn't just run in constantly like a tap left on.)
*Ponders there is a chance this could happen, shuts the water off to the toilet using the stopcock.*

(Haha yeah i know, still i found it to be a funny gag)

 

[Lenago]

*finally manages to fall into a light slumber, fantasizing about rebuilding my house and getting my *censored**

(Gnight, PvP!)

(Getting your what?)

 

[Arishipshape]

(Getting your what?)

(My current quest is to revert to being a male)

 

[Ravofox]

*karen gulps me and tastes me a bit,making a grossed out face she quickly spits me back into your cabin,making me fall into your bed and bumping you out*

Zzzz .. Zzzzz....Zzzzz

How do you keep coming back?! XD

*notices I haven’t been called a pervert since getting TGed*
*suspects sexism*

I’ll be sure to chuck barrels at you next we meet, then.

Hey, I didn't say anything about that!! XD

*Stands you up in the toilet, locks the door*

*Locks @Ravofox in the wardrobe*

*Locks all the windows*

*Changes the waterlogged sheets.*

*Puts on notice cancellation headphones*

*Dozes*

*bangs on the door* Oi!!!

 

[Kope]

(My current quest is to revert to being a male)

*gives you male bluwulf tf potion*

 

[Arishipshape]

*gives you male bluwulf tf potion*

*is asleep, doesn’t notice gift*
*doesn’t trust unidentified potions anyways*

 

[Lenago]

How do you keep coming back?! XD

(I love to work by silly humor logic)

 

[Ravofox]

*gives you male bluwulf tf potion*

Hurrrah!!!! *kicks down the door of the wardrobe, now wearing Captain Sally's pirate clothes, arrrr!!!* @TR273

 

[Arishipshape]

Hurrrah!!!! *kicks down the door of the wardrobe, now wearing Captain Sally's pirate clothes, arrrr!!!* @TR273

*is woken up by the crash*
goddammit

 

[Ravofox]

*is woken up by the crash*
goddammit

Ooops, sorry!!

Crew, release the anchor!!

 

[Lenago]

Hurrrah!!!! *kicks down the door of the wardrobe, now wearing Captain Sally's pirate clothes, arrrr!!!* @TR273

*opens the bathroom door*

WILL YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN?
Some of us are trying to sleep!!

*goes back to sleep and grumbles* people now a days have no respect for someone who is trying to rest humph....Zzzz....Zzzz...

 

[ben909]

Follows ship if it leaves port