Predators and Prey
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TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Wakes up*Hurrrah!!!! *kicks down the door of the wardrobe, now wearing Captain Sally's pirate clothes, arrrr!!!*
*Stares*
*Bursts out laughing at the sight of you in clothes designed for someone with far wider hips.*
*The anchor gives a whoop of joy and runs into town to get drunk, well he was due a day off.*Ooops, sorry!!
Crew, release the anchor!!
*Turns the water back on*
*Flushes @lenago down the loo as a form of 'Wake up' call.*
*Is about to have a shower, remembers the fleet of submerged stalkers, fires a few shotgun blasts to keep their perv-scopes underwater.*
*Has shower, gets dressed. Writes a letter, sends it.*
*Prances onto the deck.*
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Plunders your stolen wallets to buy new knickers.*
Ravofox
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*Wakes up*
*Stares*
*Bursts out laughing at the sight of you in clothes designed for someone with far wider hips.*
*The anchor gives a whoop of joy and runs into town to get drunk, well he was due a day off.*
*Turns the water back on*
*Flushes @lenago down the loo as a form of 'Wake up' call.*
*Is about to have a shower, remembers the fleet of submerged stalkers, fires a few shotgun blasts to keep their perv-scopes underwater.*
*Has shower, gets dressed. Writes a letter, sends it.*
*Prances onto the deck.*
*glows bright red* aaaaar, that remark there be warents a keelhauling!!!
Arrrrrr!!! Ye must've noticed aye comandeered some of those from Ye wardrobe to use furrr thee sails!!
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Take it up with the captain when she gets here.*glows bright red* aaaaar, that remark there be warents a keelhauling!!!
Arrr! Are ye saying I be having a big butt?Arrrrrr!!! Ye must've noticed aye comandeered some of those from Ye wardrobe to use furrr thee sails!!
Well I do be the 'Booty Queen'.
*Wiggles fabulously*
Ravofox
back to Aussie foxying!
Take it up with the captain when she gets here.
Arrr! Are ye saying I be having a big butt?
Well I do be the 'Booty Queen'.
*Wiggles fabulously*
Arrrr, what be this captain you speak of, other than yours truely!! *poses triumphantly*
Arrr, yaaaarrrr!!! It be compliment to yee bountiful figure!!
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
I be thanking ye.
Now...
Ye be taking ye feet up from the decks of me fine ship, or be ye facing combat with me.
Ravofox
back to Aussie foxying!
Yaaar, it would be a pleasure to engage in mortal kombat with yee lassie!!
*pulls out rapier with some difficulty*
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Looks at the sword*
What are you doing?
This be a Pirate duel!
*Calls the kitchen for a ton of food*
This be an eating contest.
Ravofox
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*high fives* arrrrrr!!!
That be classic captain stinker!!
*discards sword*
Arrrrr, this be good too!!! *rubs paws together*
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
*High fives**high fives* arrrrrr!!!
That be classic captain stinker!!
Arrrrrr!!! Yeah!!!
Ravofox
back to Aussie foxying!
Want to participate in this here eatin contest, yaaaaar??
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Arr! What be this?
Attempting to cheat on an honourable Pirate duel?
It be 1vs1!
If ye be receiving help ye be forfeiting and will be shaved and painted purple.
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Prolly later, this skunk ought t' sleep!!!
Ravofox
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Arrrr, that be a wise decision, as yon lassie here has strongly advised against it!!
Ye bee having a lovely seadog slumber, shipmate!! *huggles tightly*
Aaaaar, fine!!! That be the only mercey yee receive from me scurvyed lips!!!
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Round 1*Arrrr, that be a wise decision, as yon lassie here has strongly advised against it!!
Ye bee having a lovely seadog slumber, shipmate!! *huggles tightly*
Aaaaar, fine!!! That be the only mercey yee receive from me scurvyed lips!!!
'Mountain of Kale'
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Ye better remember th' food trainin' ye had wit' me after our first contest!
Good night!
*Falls asleep inside an empty barrel*
Ravofox
back to Aussie foxying!
*gulp*
Arrrr, I sure hope there be meat in this here food stash!!
*takes a few bites, eyes watering*
Ravofox
back to Aussie foxying!
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Calmly hoovers up her plateful, grabs another.*
Ravofox
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*frantically stuffs the rest of my plateful in my gob and chews with streaming eyes*
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Is on her third plateful*
Ravofox
back to Aussie foxying!
*is finally onto my second plate, and realise that desperate measures are in order. Using my quick ninja reflexes, discreetly manages to hide a good amount of the kale in my oversized pants*
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
*Waves.*