Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

*Waves.*

Arrrrrr, welcome to the epic *burp* pirate eatoff!!
I'm clearly winning!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Arrrrrr, welcome to the epic *burp* pirate eatoff!!
I'm clearly winning!!

If you can talk you're obviously not doing a good job.

*Sits and watches.*

 

[Ravofox]

If you can talk you're obviously not doing a good job.

*Sits and watches.*

*rolls eyes*
*feels even more nauseous with the added pressure.* XD

 

[ssaannttoo]

*rolls eyes*
*feels even more nauseous with the added pressure.* XD

*Puts my head in my hands and watches intently.*

:3

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Cheers @Ravofox from inside the barrel in a burst of wake up energy*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Puts my head in my hands and watches intently.*

:3

Heh, at least he won't straight out die like when I gave you a drop of coffee.

Hahaha!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Cheers @Ravofox from inside the barrel in a burst of wake up energy*

*Sits on top of your barrel so you can't escape.*

>:3

 

[ssaannttoo]

Heh, at least he won't straight out die like when I gave you a drop of coffee.

Hahaha!

>~<

That wasn't funny!

*Pouts.*

 

[TR273]

*is finally onto my second plate, and realise that desperate measures are in order. Using my quick ninja reflexes, discreetly manages to hide a good amount of the kale in my oversized pants*

*Is clearing plateful six. Eyes you suspiciously.*

 

[Ravofox]

*Cheers @Ravofox from inside the barrel in a burst of wake up energy*

Awwww, thankies skunky!! *I cheer loud enough for you to hear despite having a full mouth*

*Sits on top of your barrel so you can't escape.*

>:3

*Whispers* I think that's wise

*Is clearing plateful six. Eyes you suspiciously.*

*Gives a perfectly innocent look, and put some of my full plates on your side*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Sits on top of your barrel so you can't escape.*

>:3

My plan was never to escape, just to find a place to sleep. Thank you for keeping me safe.

>~<

That wasn't funny!

*Pouts.*

Hehehe!

Next objective will be pouring kale and sauerkraut into a certain someone, though you'll never guess who. *Giggles*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Whispers* I think that's wise

:3

I am genius.

 

[TR273]

*Gives a perfectly innocent look, and put some of my full plates on your side*

*Clears all kale in sight*
-Urp!!!-
Well looks like somebody thinks they have the legs to fill my pants.....
A five minute break, then onto round two.
'Tower of tofu'

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Clears all kale in sight*
-Urp!!!-
Well looks like somebody thinks they have the legs to fill my pants.....
A five minute break, then onto round two.
'Tower of tofu'

sooo cool..

 

[Ravofox]

My plan was never to escape, just to find a place to sleep. Thank you for keeping me safe.


Hehehe!

Next objective will be pouring kale and sauerkraut into a certain someone, though you'll never guess who. *Giggles*

Dawwww!!!

*Clears all kale in sight*
-Urp!!!-
Well looks like somebody thinks they have the legs to fill my pants.....
A five minute break, then onto round two.
'Tower of tofu'

*Groans* Oh come on!!

sooo cool..

Oi, I thought you were cheering for me!! :O

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oi, I thought you were cheering for me!! :O

*Clears through.*

GO RAVO!!!!
and TR

 

[Pygmepatl]

Oh, and I'm not drunk anymore! Yay!

*Takes out a small but pointy cactus spike from under my fur and pokes @ssaannttoo's butt from under the holes of the lid*

 

[Arishipshape]

Next objective will be pouring kale and sauerkraut into a certain someone, though you'll never guess who. *Giggles*

Hey, kale and sauerkraut aren’t that bad on their own. Not sure how good they’d be together...

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hey, kale and sauerkraut aren’t that bad on their own. Not sure how good they’d be together...

I know, but someone from these lands apparently doesn't like them much.

And that's the plan!

 

[TR273]

*Groans* Oh come on!!

Round 2!
*The crew bring a huge plate of tofu in, the tofu has been painstakingly cut into 1 inch cubes.*
The captain grabs a pile, tips her head back, opens her maw wide and starts throwing the tofu up in the air and catching it in her mouth, each one disappearing with a faint 'thunk' like a professional snooker player going for a maximum 147 break.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Round 2!
*The crew bring a huge plate of tofu in, the tofu has been painstakingly cut into 1 inch cubes.*
The captain grabs a pile, tips her head back, opens her maw wide and starts throwing the tofu up in the air and catching it in her mouth, each one disappearing with a faint 'thunk' like a professional snooker player going for a maximum 147 break.*

*walks in to this*
*visible confusion*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'll just wait until the insects part.

*Frantically tries to remember if the spike I used was poisoned by Guifrog, since no word from ssaannttoo has been heard*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I'll just wait until the insects part.

*Frantically tries to remember if the spike I used was poisoned by Guifrog, since no word from ssaannttoo has been heard*

*Wiggles a bit on the barrel lid.*

You doing okie dokie in there?

*Knock, knock*

 

[Ravofox]

*Clears through.*

GO RAVO!!!!
and TR

I'll pretend I didn't hear that last part...

Oh, and I'm not drunk anymore! Yay!

*Takes out a small but pointy cactus spike from under my fur and pokes @ssaannttoo's butt from under the holes of the lid*

hehehe, sneaky sneaky!! XD XD Hmmm, maybe that will come in handy against Sally?

Round 2!
*The crew bring a huge plate of tofu in, the tofu has been painstakingly cut into 1 inch cubes.*
The captain grabs a pile, tips her head back, opens her maw wide and starts throwing the tofu up in the air and catching it in her mouth, each one disappearing with a faint 'thunk' like a professional snooker player going for a maximum 147 break.*

*Chuckles nervously, attempts to repeat the same feat but most bounce off my face and nose, and the only one that i do manage to catch almost makes me vomit*

 

[Ravofox]

I'll just wait until the insects part.

*Frantically tries to remember if the spike I used was poisoned by Guifrog, since no word from ssaannttoo has been heard*

uh oh!! XD XD