Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

*Wakes up*
*Stares*
*Bursts out laughing at the sight of you in clothes designed for someone with far wider hips.*

*The anchor gives a whoop of joy and runs into town to get drunk, well he was due a day off.*
*Turns the water back on*
*Flushes @lenago down the loo as a form of 'Wake up' call.*
*Is about to have a shower, remembers the fleet of submerged stalkers, fires a few shotgun blasts to keep their perv-scopes underwater.*
*Has shower, gets dressed. Writes a letter, sends it.*
*Prances onto the deck.*

*wakes up*

Who what where?
It was not me it was that 2 legged man...*rubs my eyes and yawns* morning*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'll admit that even here I have preferences of who I would marry in an imaginary situation. Some of you are in that list, hahaha!

 

[Ravofox]

Awww!! *hugs*
I highly recommend marrying @Arishipshape , it's the funniest experience ever!

You should marry him-... her too!!

You wouldn't do that, would ya. The ghost of my tongue would haunt you until next respawn *keeps approaching*

hmmmm, will have to sleep on it!!

(no @TR273, this is NOT a forfeit )

I'll admit that even here I have preferences of who I would marry in an imaginary situation. Some of you are in that list, hahaha!

Dawwww, hehe!! XD *huggles tight*

*wakes up*

Who what where?
It was not me it was that 2 legged man...*rubs my eyes and yawns* morning*

oh, my dear Lenago, that is only the start of it

G'night all ye fluffbuckets!! Keep me ship safe fur me!!

*huggles all and sprinkles tulips*

 

[Lenago]

hmmmm, will have to sleep on it!!

(no @TR273, this is NOT a forfeit )



Dawwww, hehe!! XD *huggles tight*



oh, my dear Lenago, that is only the start of it

G'night all ye fluffbuckets!! Keep me ship safe fur me!!

*huggles all and sprinkles tulips*

Nighty night pal!

 

[Ravofox]

Nighty night pal!

G'night, fox in the hat!!

 

[TR273]

hmmmm, will have to sleep on it!!

(no @TR273, this is NOT a forfeit )



Dawwww, hehe!! XD *huggles tight*



oh, my dear Lenago, that is only the start of it

G'night all ye fluffbuckets!! Keep me ship safe fur me!!

*huggles all and sprinkles tulips*

Goodnight!

 

[GentleButter]

Good morning PVP!
*salutes*
And good morning, cqptain!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Pouts.*

Nothing.

Oh come on, you were in tears.

You wouldn't do that, would ya. The ghost of my tongue would haunt you until next respawn *keeps approaching*

At least ghosts can’t drug me. Besides, I’ve become more versed in the art of non-lethal force as of late.

 

[ben909]

Hello pvp land

———————

round 3 of your eating contest is spam

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh come on, you were in tears.

*Sniffles.*

I wasn't.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sniffles.*

I wasn't.

*facepalms*
I thought you wanted me to be “more tender”? How am I gonna do that if you don’t tell me what’s wrong.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*facepalms*
I thought you wanted me to be “more tender”? How am I gonna do that if you don’t tell me what’s wrong.

(I don't remember why I was crying xD)

 

[GentleButter]

At least ghosts can’t drug me. Besides, I’ve become more versed in the art of non-lethal force as of late.

i beg to differ.
*flashes potion bottles*

 

[TR273]

Good morning PVP!
*salutes*
And good morning, cqptain!

Good Morning to you too.
Currently defending my command of the Booty Queen from a pretender by beating him in an eating contest.

Hello pvp land

———————

round 3 of your eating contest is spam

It's actually peas.

 

[Arishipshape]

i beg to differ.
*flashes potion bottles*

Good luck with that, I’ve got a shield and 3 milk jugs. And I meant via Guifrog’s biological poisoning.

 

[ben909]

Good Morning to you too.
Currently defending my command of the Booty Queen from a pretender by beating him in an eating contest.

It's actually peas.

but i wanted it to be cans of spam, you don’t have to eat the cans, but do need to open them
You would need to eat the spam

 

[GentleButter]

Good luck with that, I’ve got a shield and 3 milk jugs. And I meant via Guifrog’s biological poisoning.

*stashes potion bottles back in sleeve pockets*
*mumbles*
not like i expected you to be any fun...

 

[Kope]

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What is that lol

 

[GentleButter]

but i wanted it to be cand of spam, you don’t have to eat the cans, but do need to open them
You would need to eat the spam

oooh, fried spam is bomb though!
*begins frying the spam for captain*

 

[Arishipshape]

but i wanted it to be cand of spam, you don’t have to eat the cans, but do need to open them
You would need to eat the spam

Can I have the leftover spam? I haven’t had canned meat in ages.

*stashes potion bottles back in sleeve pockets*
*mumbles*
not like i expected you to be any fun...

I have plenty of fun! It’s just a refined, dignified, not-dangerous-to-life-and-limb fun. And when I’m not on duty. And you guys make fun reeeally hard.

oooh, fried spam is bomb though!
*begins frying the spam for captain*

Yeeeeeeees can I help? Don’t cook it all with hellfire, I want some!

*slices thin spam slices with axe*

 

[ben909]

Can I have the leftover spam? I haven’t had canned meat in ages.

I have plenty of fun! It’s just a refined, dignified, not-dangerous-to-life-and-limb fun. And when I’m not on duty. And you guys make fun reeeally hard.

Yeeeeeeees can I help? Don’t cook it all with hellfire, I want some!

*slices thin spam slices with axe*

sure

stays in character by eating canned tuna while everyone has spam

 

[Arishipshape]

sure

stays in character by eating canned tuna while everyone has spam

Tuna ain’t bad either!

*feels weird, not yelling at/attacking anybody for so long*

 

[Lenago]

Good morning PVP!
*salutes*
And good morning, cqptain!

Morning pal!

*pushes a big bag of money i made by selling turnips down my hat*

 

[ben909]

Tuna ain’t bad either!

*feels weird, not yelling at/attacking anybody for so long*

while eating points it might be a mental thing... but is hard to hear over tuna

 

[GentleButter]

Can I have the leftover spam? I haven’t had canned meat in ages.

I have plenty of fun! It’s just a refined, dignified, not-dangerous-to-life-and-limb fun. And when I’m not on duty. And you guys make fun reeeally hard.

Yeeeeeeees can I help? Don’t cook it all with hellfire, I want some!

*slices thin spam slices with axe*

sure!
*starts frying onions to go with*

Morning pal!

*pushes a big bag of money i made by selling turnips down my hat*

teehee, i hope this means you forgive me for the tea incident
which was still not my fault may i add