Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

sure!
*starts frying onions to go with*

*tries frying spam on holy fire*

teehee, i hope this means you forgive me for the tea incident
which was still not my fault may i add

Wait, you did that to Lenago... and don’t like me...
*suspects you of evil demon magic keeping me stuck like this*
*remembers is female*
*visible sadness*

Morning pal!

*pushes a big bag of money i made by selling turnips down my hat*

 

[Lenago]

sure!
*starts frying onions to go with*

teehee, i hope this means you forgive me for the tea incident
which was still not my fault may i add

Its fine the affects of the curse is long gone and im a male again

 

[ben909]

*tries frying spam on holy fire*

Most of the spam does not cook in your holy water because it did nothing wrong in like, a small amount does cook, showing that multiple animals went into the spam

 

[GentleButter]

*tries frying spam on holy fire*

Wait, you did that to Lenago... and don’t like me...
*suspects you of evil demon magic keeping me stuck like this*
*remembers is female*
*visible sadness*

*gets burned from residual holy grease splatter*
ouch!
waddaya mean, i dont like you, Arikins? we're best friends! I even made you a haori and hakama to hide your new... uh... curves when you dont wanna wear armor!

 

[Arishipshape]

*gets burned from residual holy grease splatter*
ouch!
waddaya mean, i dont like you, Arikins? we're best friends! I even made you a haori and hakama to hide your new... uh... curves when you dont wanna wear armor!

*looks up “haori” and “hakama” in pocket dictionary*
*can’t find definitions (turns out Knights don’t really care about other cultures)*

...what?

 

[GentleButter]

*looks up “haori” and “hakama” in pocket dictionary*
*can’t find definitions (turns out Knights don’t really care about other cultures)*

...what?

these, ya butt!
*hands you the clothes*​

 

[Kope]

So I have a great idea let’s talk about politics! I’ll start AHHHHhHhHhHhHbGhHgHhH

 

[ssaannttoo]

(I REMEBER NOW! I owe a dude money for the bakery land i purchased.

 

[Arishipshape]

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these, ya butt!
*hands you the clothes*​

*takes and examines large bundle of cloth*
*still can’t tell what it is*
Just because I’m female doesn’t mean I’m suddenly into tailoring! What am I supposed to do with this?

(Holy. Shit. Badass! As I said in the (shameless plug) PvP Discord, I love it!)

 

[GentleButter]

*takes and examines large bundle of cloth*
*still can’t tell what it is*
Just because I’m female doesn’t mean I’m suddenly into tailoring! What am I supposed to do with this?

(Holy. Shit. Badass! As I said in the (shameless plug) PvP Discord, I love it!)

Male warriors wear them where im from.
*draws you a little diagram of how to put them on*
here, because im sure you dont want me in there showing you how to do this.
*rolls eyes*

 

[Arishipshape]

Male warriors wear them where im from.
*draws you a little diagram of how to put them on*
here, because im sure you dont want me in there showing you how to do this.
*rolls eyes*

*quizzical headtilt*
That’s a lot more softness than I’d expect in warrior garb. But still... Thanks! Unless you cursed it, in which case imagine me giving you the finger.
*takes diagram*
*averts gaze* nice try

 

[TR273]

oooh, fried spam is bomb though!
*begins frying the spam for captain*

Oooh!

 

[ben909]

The knights try to fine ari for thinking other cultures are ok

There is no real reason to pay their fine

 

[GentleButter]

*quizzical headtilt*
That’s a lot more softness than I’d expect in warrior garb. But still... Thanks! Unless you cursed it, in which case imagine me giving you the finger.
*takes diagram*
*averts gaze* nice try

*sigh*
you're hopeless.
*the piece of paper has an actual diagram with the words "Arikins is a stinky buttress" written on the top*
one of these days you'll realize im an allright friend.
*keeps frying spam*

 

[Lenago]

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these, ya butt!
*hands you the clothes*​

(Pal that art is amazing!!)

 

[GentleButter]

(Pal that art is amazing!!)

(no, u)

 

[ben909]

Oooh!

so round 3 of the contest can be spam?

 

[Arishipshape]

The knights try to fine ari for thinking other cultures are ok

There is no real reason to pay their fine

*sends back an angry letter*
*tries to make handwriting look less feminine*

*sigh*
you're hopeless.
*the piece of paper has an actual diagram with the words "Arikins is a stinky buttress" written on the top*
one of these days you'll realize im an allright friend.
*keeps frying spam*

*scratches out the slander on the top and examines diagram*
*visible confusion*
So, do people in your culture spend 20 minute getting dressed?

 

[Skittles]

I am here~

 

[Arishipshape]

I am here~

Oh God
*runs (taking haori and hakama with me)*

 

[ssaannttoo]

(I REMEBER NOW! I owe a dude money for the bakery land i purchased.

(I owe somebody money... I dont know if I already said that.)

 

[ben909]

*sends back an angry letter*
*tries to make handwriting look less feminine*

*scratches out the slander on the top and examines diagram*
*visible confusion*
So, do people in your culture spend 20 minute getting dressed?

the potion changed your handwriting?!

 

[Arishipshape]

the potion changed your handwriting?!

(No, I only just noticed that my handwriting (which was always slightly feminine) was slightly feminine, so I’m trying to compensate)

 

[Skittles]

Oh God
*runs (taking haori and hakama with me)*

-Lassos- Now have you heard about rococo fashion!?

 

[Arishipshape]

-Lassos- Now have you heard about rococo fashion!?

*begins slicing lasso rope with dagger*
NO! AND I DON’T WANT TO