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*Is still wriggling under you.*I appear to remain straight, so I can’t do that without violating the rules of chivalry! Besides, I already tried that!
*second rope snaps, almost able to reach my knife*

*Is still wriggling under you.*I appear to remain straight, so I can’t do that without violating the rules of chivalry! Besides, I already tried that!
*second rope snaps, almost able to reach my knife*
*looks up at you*
*third rope snaps*-Takes pan out.- I believe we shall so a rendition of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture! O,...,O
-Runs after repeatedly bashing the pan over your head-*third rope snaps*
*grabs knife and cuts the rest*
*grabs shield and runs*
*shields*-Runs after repeatedly bashing the pan over your head-
*puts on opera glasses*-Takes pan out.- I believe we shall so a rendition of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture! O,...,O
hehee run arikins!*third rope snaps*
*grabs knife and cuts the rest*
*grabs shield and runs*
-Runs after repeatedly bashing the pan over your head-
*shields*
*stops running, turns around*
*draws warhammer*
Two can play at “blunt metal weapons” clashing!
*swings warhammer at pan*
No I didn't I loaded HE.the npcs were behind thr house on the highway in s bus the shot went through the house because you loaded a penetrating dart
HIS DRAWS HIS WEAPON TO ATTACK THE QUEEN!!??!?!?!?!??*shields*
*stops running, turns around*
*draws warhammer*
Two can play at “blunt metal weapons” clashing!
*swings warhammer at pan*
A thunderous clang is emitted as lightning sunders the sky as both these mighty weapons clash! The gods themselves are awed by the power unleashed by the the two fluffs as they duel over eachothers fate!*shields*
*stops running, turns around*
*draws warhammer*
Two can play at “blunt metal weapons” clashing!
*swings warhammer at pan*
Eep!A thunderous clang is emitted as lightning sunders the sky as both these mighty weapons clash! The gods themselves are awed by the power unleashed by the the two fluffs as they duel over eachothers fate!
No I didn't I loaded HE.
@Weirdo9018 isn't armoured
If something killed those NPC's it was probably your fault and you are trying to pin it on me...
And tell your fleet of submerged stalkers to stop spying on me when I'm trying to sleep/get ready for a shower/do yoga.
Sorry.*looks up at you*
you have something against my poor house??
*hears "the gods* and puts on a large cloak disguise*A thunderous clang is emitted as lightning sunders the sky as both these mighty weapons clash! The gods themselves are awed by the power unleashed by the the two fluffs as they duel over eachothers fate!
Tis merely self defense!!HIS DRAWS HIS WEAPON TO ATTACK THE QUEEN!!??!?!?!?!??
(Damn. Nice.)A thunderous clang is emitted as lightning sunders the sky as both these mighty weapons clash! The gods themselves are awed by the power unleashed by the the two fluffs as they duel over eachothers fate!
*hears "the gods* and puts on a large cloak disguise*
"Clang!" But the pale blue really brings out your eyes! "Donkclaannng!"Tis merely self defense!!
(Damn. Nice.)
You will never get me in a dress again! *CLASH*
I will fight to the death for my dignity! *CRASH*
Well... maybe not the death but pretty close *CLANG*
PROTECT THE QUEEN!!Tis merely self defense!!
*Cheers the combatants on*Tis merely self defense!!
(Damn. Nice.)
You will never get me in a dress again! *CLASH*
I will fight to the death for my dignity! *CRASH*
Well... maybe not the death but pretty close *CLANG*
Nails??Sorry.
You want nails? I got nails.
I’M NOT ATTACKING THE QUEENPROTECT THE QUEEN!!
*shield-bashes frying pan*"Clang!" But the pale blue really brings out your eyes! "Donkclaannng!"
*averts gaze (opening myself up to a frying pan strike, unfortunately)**Cheers the combatants on*
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PROTECT THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEnI’M NOT ATTACKING THE QUEEN