Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Well, no, not like you, everyone likes you.

Awwww.
<3
*Makes a note to buy you shiny new pauldrons for your birthday*

Wouldn’t pirates thinking you were a transport be great for looting from pirates you do

No, that is underhand, deceptive twaddle. I like people knowing who is coming for them! Gives them the chance to run, makes the chase more fun, allows for failure which makes success all the sweeter.

*Sees the pirate ship of 'Keelhaul Kate'*
'Oi Kate! How would you feel about sneaking up on your targets in a disguised ship?

*A stream of curses and profanities comes back.*

She dislikes the idea.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Goes back to making lewd Ari art. This time male.*

>:3

 

[Lenago]

Well, no, not like you, everyone likes you.

*uses Ice Beam*
Ahh, that’s better...

*my face gets bashed in by a icycle*

Ahhh..the good ol'days....ouch

 

[TR273]

...
*sinister smirk*
*gives coordinates (which I’m assuming Ben gave me. If he didn’t, then I betray them to Sally as soon as he does, forcing him either not to give them to me or to lead to the salvage’s destruction.)*
*TLDR I don’t gotta help*

Whooot!

*Sails into position.*

You know I am tired of all these depth charges cluttering up the deck, I think this looks like an excellent place to dump 'em.

*Huge sprays of water blast wreckage high into the air.*

Well, damn, there was something down there! You two, suit up and hop over the side and see if there is anything valuable.

*The divers report some propellers and a field of badly torn up debris, nothing that would float again.*

*Salvages the propellers, sails back to port.*

 

[Play3r]

Beep

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Finishes my master piece.*

Fantisimo!

*Ari has an extra long schlong.*

:3

 

[TR273]

*Finishes my master piece.*

Fantisimo!

*Ari has an extra long schlong.*

:3

Lewd!
*Looks away*

 

[Ravofox]

What is that lol

Angry Beavers of course!!

sure!
*starts frying onions to go with*

teehee, i hope this means you forgive me for the tea incident
which was still not my fault may i add

That's exactly what the British said


So, is it peas or spam?

 

[Lenago]

*Finishes my master piece.*

Fantisimo!

*Ari has an extra long schlong.*

:3

Takes a look*

Ohhhh myyy~

 

[Arishipshape]

No, that is underhand, deceptive twaddle. I like people knowing who is coming for them! Gives them the chance to run, makes the chase more fun, allows for failure which makes success all the sweeter.

*Sees the pirate ship of 'Keelhaul Kate'*
'Oi Kate! How would you feel about sneaking up on your targets in a disguised ship?

*A stream of curses and profanities comes back.*

She dislikes the idea.

That sounds suspiciously like this “honor” thing you seem to so despise.

*my face gets bashed in by a icycle*

Ahhh..the good ol'days....ouch

Yup. No longer do compliments about my appearance cause me undue pleasure! Hahaha!

*Finishes my master piece.*

Fantisimo!

*Ari has an extra long schlong.*

:3

*burns it*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Takes a look*

Ohhhh myyy~

You like it?

Lewd!
*Looks away*

YOu no like it!?

 

[TR273]

Angry Beavers of course!!



That's exactly what the British said


So, is it peas or spam?

Peas!
We ate all the spam while you were napping.

 

[ben909]

Does not trust everyone gives different location

 

[ssaannttoo]

*burns it*

;~;

not another lost master piece!

 

[Arishipshape]

;~;

not another lost master piece!

Don’t do that! People will think I consented!

 

[TR273]

That sounds suspiciously like this “honor” thing you seem to so despise.

More a fair fight and fun.

YOu no like it!?

Just giving Ari an idea of just HOW spicy it is.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Just giving Ari an idea of just HOW spicy it is.

*Lights up.*

You do like it!

Don’t do that! People will think I consented!

*Starts making another one.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Just giving Ari an idea of just HOW spicy it is.

Thank you for respectfully averting your gaze, as I would do for anyone else.

 

[Play3r]

*burns it*

YES BURN

 

[Ravofox]

Peas!
We ate all the spam while you were napping.

*facepalms*

Arrrrrrr, fine!!! At least I actually like peas!


Wow @Arishipshape you're a guy again!!! XD *fistbumps*

 

[Arishipshape]

Wow @Arishipshape you're a guy again!!! XD *fistbumps*

It’s... less awesome than I was anticipating. But yes!
*fistbumps*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Finishes.*

*Has even bigger schlong.*

:3

 

[Play3r]

*Finishes.*

*Has even bigger schlong.*

:3

*Burns it*
I'm sorry, im burning it because ari is in it...

 

[Ravofox]

It’s... less awesome than I was anticipating. But yes!
*fistbumps*

Pawsome!!! Arrrrrr!!!

*Finishes.*

*Has even bigger schlong.*

:3

I didn't know this was Cyberpunk 2077

 

[TR273]

;~;

not another lost master piece!

*Strikes a pose.*

Draw me like one of your French girls!

(Translation: Draw me as a badass resistance fighter with a machine gun and grenades)