Predators and Prey

[Kope]

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Arrrrr, I knew I could get under yee skin!!!

*performs the same process, although some of the peas accidentally fall into my pants with know knowledge on my part*



Arrrr, yee better be only peeing on that scurvied Sally's peas!!!

My pee does not discriminate

 

[Ravofox]

*Can't really hear you over her fifteenth bowl of peas*

Arr! Ye better not be peaing on my pants there!
>:3

Yarrrr, that pun sank to the bottom of Davy Jones' locker, ye pea brain!! *sends some peas down there too*

My pee does not discriminate

Arrrrrr, good point me landlubber, but don't expect a share of the booty when this is over, yaaar

 

[Pygmepatl]

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Awwwwww!!!

That looks great!!!

If I ever get a hold of my own ship, I'll hang up this flag!

 

[Simo]

*spots @Ravofox, abducts him, and zips him into a pirate skunk onesie, so he can set sail with the Pirate Skunk Gang*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*spots @Ravofox, abducts him, and zips him into a pirate skunk onesie, so he can set sail with the Pirate Skunk Gang*

*Rips off the onesie and puts him back on track*

Hey, hey, he's in the middle of a contest, we can't interrupt him like that. He can join our Skunk Ship once he wins the contest and ship though!

 

[Ravofox]

*spots @Ravofox, abducts him, and zips him into a pirate skunk onesie, so he can set sail with the Pirate Skunk Gang*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! THIS BE MUTINY!!!! YOU DARE DISRUPT THE EPIC PIRATE FEASTING COMPETITION?! YEE SHALL BE THE NEXT COURSE, ARRRRR!!! *Flails around*

*Rips off the onesie and puts him back on track*

Hey, hey, he's in the middle of a contest, we can't interrupt him like that. He can join our Skunk Ship once he wins the contest and ship though!

Arrrrrr, thankyee for saving me booty, there!! Arrr, and that be a good flag!!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Arrrrrr, thankyee for saving me booty, there!! Arrr, and that be a good flag!!!

Arrrr! If ya win the ship, we'll hang it up there and make a crew of skunks and foxes, no need to kill the skunk!

 

[Ravofox]

Arrrr! If ya win the ship, we'll hang it up there and make a crew of skunks and foxes, no need to kill the skunk!

Arrrrr!!! that be a good plan!!!

 

[GentleButter]

*Can't really hear you over her fifteenth bowl of peas*

Arr! Ye better not be peaing on my pants there!
>:3

*walks in groggily*
uh.. captain? am i supposed to be handling these wannabe ship thieves?
*rubs eyes, then looks down at eating contest*
or... do you have that covered

 

[Pygmepatl]

*walks in groggily*
uh.. captain? am i supposed to be handling these wannabe ship thieves?
*rubs eyes, then looks down at eating contest*
or... do you have that covered

Ya stay out of the way and shush, the contest is the main focus right now!!!

 

[GentleButter]

Ya stay out of the way and shush, the contest is the main focus right now!!!

*glares and lights the tip of your tail on fire from a distance*
*whistles and pretends it didnt happen, pretending to swab the deck*

 

[Pygmepatl]

First a wolf, then a skunk and finally a demon that lights up like neon lights; what else are @TR273 and I going to have to deal with to ensure this contest keeps going? Hahaha!

 

[TR273]

*walks in groggily*
uh.. captain? am i supposed to be handling these wannabe ship thieves?
*rubs eyes, then looks down at eating contest*
or... do you have that covered

I be suspecting shenanigans on the other side, but I'm handling it.
Push comes to shove you can always hijack their souls.
*Eats 25th bowl of peas*

 

[Ravofox]

Ya stay out of the way and shush, the contest is the main focus right now!!!

Arrrrr, no need to verbally keelhaul the spectators!!

*glares and lights the tip of your tail on fire from a distance*
*whistles and pretends it didnt happen, pretending to swab the deck*

Arrrrrrrr, that be not a good idea to do that to a skunk me laddie!!

First a wolf, then a skunk and finally a demon that lights up like neon lights; what else are @TR273 and I going to have to deal with to ensure this contest keeps going? Hahaha!

Arrrr, I shudder to think!!

 

[TR273]

First a wolf, then a skunk and finally a demon that lights up like neon lights; what else are @TR273 and I going to have to deal with to ensure this contest keeps going? Hahaha!

She be the first mate!
(Among 'other' things)
She be allowed to watch.

 

[Pygmepatl]

She be the first mate!
(Among 'other' things)
She be allowed to watch.

Arrr! Fine then!

*Lets her watch while looking out for more possible threats*

 

[GentleButter]

She be the first mate!
(Among 'other' things)
She be allowed to watch.

*salutes*
Aye Aye, Captain!
*keeps angrily swabbing just one spot on the deck, bringing it to an obscene polish*

 

[Guifrog]

*stares very staringly, cheers very cheerily* YOHOHOHO!!

 

[Ravofox]

I be suspecting shenanigans on the other side, but I'm handling it.
Push comes to shove you can always hijack their souls.
*Eats 25th bowl of peas*

*whistles and kicks the rest of my uneaten pea plates into the sea*

Arrrrrr, I have beaten yeeee!!!! Take that, ye scurvy ridden excuse for a scullery maid!

Arrr! Fine then!

*Lets her watch while looking out for more possible threats*

Arrrr, try the lookout post, will give yee an amazing view and great attack advantage, yarrrr!!

*salutes*
Aye Aye, Captain!
*keeps angrily swabbing just one spot on the deck, bringing it to an obscene polish*

Arrrr, try not to catch ye a splinter, there!!

*stares very staringly, cheers very cheerily* YOHOHOHO!!

ARRRRRRRRRR!!! This be beautiful victory music, sea-coloured sir!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Arrrr, try the lookout post, will give yee an amazing view and great attack advantage, yarrrr!!

*Climbs up there and watches everything perfectly*

Arrrr! Ye be right!!! Thank ye for yer advice!!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*stares very staringly, cheers very cheerily* YOHOHOHO!!

*Joins you in the cheering while chugging down a big bottle of rum*

 

[Guifrog]

The English version of this ain't bad at all!

 

[Pygmepatl]

The English version of this ain't bad at all!

Oh, gotta listen to that in the morning!

It's Japanese to English, right? Looks interesting!

 

[florance the fox]

*is here&

 

[Arishipshape]

A fine morning to ye, gents. ...And ladies.
*sighs*
“Ladies and gentlemen” just makes me sound like a circus ringmaster.