Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Arrrr!!! Since nothing significant has happened I'll just call it a draw and go back to sleep!!!

Good night y'all!!!

*Finds an empty barrel and sleeps inside*

 

[GentleButter]

A fine morning to ye, gents. ...And ladies.
*sighs*
“Ladies and gentlemen” just makes me sound like a circus ringmaster.

*imagines you in a ringleaders outfit*
i dunno man, you could probably pull the look off.

 

[florance the fox]

A fine morning to ye, gents. ...And ladies.
*sighs*
“Ladies and gentlemen” just makes me sound like a circus ringmaster.

*goes to you*

 

[Arishipshape]

*imagines you in a ringleaders outfit*
i dunno man, you could probably pull the look off.

Am I really that showy?

*goes to you*

*face brightens!
Ahhh! Florance! Good news: I’m a dude again! *pets*

 

[TR273]

*whistles and kicks the rest of my uneaten pea plates into the sea*

*Timmy the cabin boy sees all*

Arrrrrr, I have beaten yeeee!!!! Take that, ye scurvy ridden excuse for a scullery maid!

*Smiles*
Round 4
Dumplings!
*Crew bring out a huge pot of dumplings in gravy.*
*Sally starts putting them away like nobody's business.*

 

[florance the fox]

Am I really that showy?

*face brightens!
Ahhh! Florance! Good news: I’m a dude again! *pets*

*purrs smiling* "good i think it's time for me to change as well"

 

[Arishipshape]

*purrs smiling* "good i think it's time for me to change as well"

*visible confusion*
Change to what?

 

[Lenago]

*Timmy the cabin boy sees all*

*Smiles*
Round 4
Dumplings!
*Crew bring out a huge pot of dumplings in gravy.*
*Sally starts putting them away like nobody's business.*

*wakes up and yawns*

Dumplings? Chicken?

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Timmy the cabin boy sees all*

*Smiles*
Round 4
Dumplings!
*Crew bring out a huge pot of dumplings in gravy.*
*Sally starts putting them away like nobody's business.*

*From inside the barrel*

Damn! Knowing @Ravofox, he's gonna eat all of them faster than light and win the contest easy!!!

 

[florance the fox]

*visible confusion*
Change to what?

"i'm not sure to be honest... maybe into tails... or something"

 

[GentleButter]

! Good news: I’m a dude again!

hey, me too! high five!

 

[Arishipshape]

"i'm not sure to be honest... maybe into tails... or something"

You can just change at will? Godmodder Lucky...

hey, me too! high five!

*purses lips*
Pretty sure that’d burn my hand with unholy energy, but thanks for the offer.

 

[florance the fox]

You can just change at will? Godmodder Lucky...

"sometimes yes but that's when i have an idea... i don't got one really"

 

[GentleButter]

You can just change at will? Godmodder Lucky...

*purses lips*
Pretty sure that’d burn my hand with unholy energy, but thanks for the offer.

*thinks real hard*
....would it?
*looks at own hands*
is it because im... im a....

SUPER HOT BABE
*winks and fingerguns at you*

 

[Arishipshape]

*thinks real hard*
....would it?
*looks at own hands*
is it because im... im a....

SUPER HOT BABE
*winks and fingerguns at you*

You’re—you’re a dude, you can’t be a babe by definition. I mean, you could use your evil succubus shape shifting powers to become one, but as of this statement, you’re not.

 

[Ravofox]

Arrrr!!! Since nothing significant has happened I'll just call it a draw and go back to sleep!!!

Good night y'all!!!

*Finds an empty barrel and sleeps inside*

Arrrr, nothing significant? I clearly won!!

Arrrr, but sleep is indeed very important!!! Have a lovely skunky rest, me mephit matey!! Have a lovely shanty-filled one!!
*Huggles barrel tightly*

*From inside the barrel*

Damn! Knowing @Ravofox, he's gonna eat all of them faster than light and win the contest easy!!!

Arrrrr, ye took the very words out of me mouth!! Yarrrr, finally a dish to my advantage!!!

*Timmy the cabin boy sees all*

*Smiles*
Round 4
Dumplings!
*Crew bring out a huge pot of dumplings in gravy.*
*Sally starts putting them away like nobody's business.*

*dives right in and gulps them up like a deep sea trawler*

 

[Lenago]

You’re—you’re a dude, you can’t be a babe by definition. I mean, you could use your evil succubus shape shifting powers to become one, but as of this statement, you’re not.

Sure thing babe
*munches on a dumpling*

 

[Arishipshape]

Sure thing babe
*munches on a dumpling*

Who?
*looks around for the babe in question*
*strictly for gaze-aversion purposes*

 

[GentleButter]

Sure thing babe
*munches on a dumpling*

OOOhhOOOhhoOOHH
good one!
*high fives*

 

[florance the fox]

*thinks on what to be*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*dives right in and gulps them up like a deep sea trawler*

That's my foxy friend!!!

Sure thing babe
*munches on a dumpling*

Hey, look @TR273, someone's trying to ruin the contest!!!

 

[Lenago]

Who?
*looks around for the babe in question*
*strictly for gaze-aversion purposes*

*lifts my head from a barrel, my mouth full of chicken dumplings*

Ahmlhh humphh uumphh *slirp*

 

[Arishipshape]

*lifts my head from a barrel, my mouth full of chicken dumplings*

Ahmlhh humphh uumphh *slirp*

*visible confusion*

 

[Guifrog]

Oh, gotta listen to that in the morning!

It's Japanese to English, right? Looks interesting!

Aye, aye!

A fine morning to ye, gents. ...And ladies.
*sighs*
“Ladies and gentlemen” just makes me sound like a circus ringmaster.

Ye could perform pirate circus acts wit' yer ice powers!

 

[Arishipshape]

Ye could perform pirate circus acts wit' yer ice powers!

I suppose if I actually liked circuses in the slightest, that wouldn’t be a bad idea.