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Predators and Prey

TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Ravofox said:
Yeeee not good enough at this eatin contest, eithaaaarrrrrrr!!! *burps, having consumed all my platefuls of dumplings*
(how far till the last round btw, my stomach can't take much more? :p )
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Arrr! I be impressed, ye has eaten as much as me.
*She gives a side long look at the trail of kale, tofu and peas leading from your seat to the rail.*
But this contest be not over!
*Waves the crew over.*
*They put down a rich chocolate cake, covered in thick chocolate icing (that stuff that actually shines) and dollops of whipped cream. This thing could comfortably feed 100 wedding guests and still have some left over, it's 200 calories just to look at it. Sally draws her sword and cuts the cake in half and pushes half towards you. She picks up a dainty little fork and starts nibbling her bit (this is to be enjoyed not wolfed down).*
Enjoy!
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Ravofox said:
*tries to register how the hug is physically possible, before collapsing into a food coma*

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Oh!
Looks like I win.
*Ponders eating @Ravofox 's half of the cake too.*
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
TR273 said:
Arrr! I be impressed, ye has eaten as much as me.
*She gives a side long look at the trail of kale, tofu and peas leading from your seat to the rail.*
But this contest be not over!
*Waves the crew over.*
*They put down a rich chocolate cake, covered in thick chocolate icing (that stuff that actually shines) and dollops of whipped cream. This thing could comfortably feed 100 wedding guests and still have some left over, it's 200 calories just to look at it. Sally draws her sword and cuts the cake in half and pushes half towards you. She picks up a dainty little fork and starts nibbling her bit (this is to be enjoyed not wolfed down).*
Enjoy!
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Seriously??
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr...fine
*takes a big fork and starts gobbling it down*

TR273 said:
Oh!
Looks like I win.
*Ponders eating @Ravofox 's half of the cake too.*
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GentleButter said:
Well done, captain!
*takes some cake*
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*his you both with peg leg* arrrrrr, Ye lie!!!!
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
TR273 said:
*The pirates look up from their pipes, cigarettes and cigars and pretty much all flip you the bird.*
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*While you're focused on that, stuffs a good amount of the cake in my pants* :p
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Ravofox said:
Oi, Ye skallywag arrrrrrr helping yon ruddy 'captain' cheat, arrrrr!!! :p
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*The crew bring out a replacement cake.*
There we are! No harm done.
*Starts on the fresh cake, keeping her half finished piece of the old cake for later.*
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Ravofox said:
Arrrrrr, this be very unpirate-like!!! *wolfs down big chunks*
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Well excuse me for enjoying my food.
*Nibbles more*
Ravofox said:
Seriously, I'm beginning to think that you arrrrrrr a robot!! :p
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Would you believe I am using an ancient Tibetan meditation technique to win this?
:p
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
TR273 said:
Well excuse me for enjoying my food.
*Nibbles more*

Would you believe I am using an ancient Tibetan meditation technique to win this?
:p
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*burps, crumbs flying from mouth*

Arrrrr, but would Ye believe aye was usin an ancient Russian technique to biwin this, arrrrr? :p
 
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