Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*glares*Snoores and mumbles*
Ohh mr.knight you naughty boy you~...ZZzz...Zzzz...Zzz
I oughta wake you up for that...
*doesn’t*
*but is visibly tempted*

*glares*Snoores and mumbles*
Ohh mr.knight you naughty boy you~...ZZzz...Zzzz...Zzz
Zzzz....zzzz...ohh i knew you like it hard you devil~ Zzzz....Zzzz*glares*
I oughta wake you up for that...
*doesn’t*
*but is visibly tempted*
*hard boils an egg*Zzzz....zzzz...ohh i knew you like it hard you devil~ Zzzz....Zzzz
*stays asleep and chuckles ,blushing a bit**hard boils an egg*
Forsooth.
*glares**stays asleep and chuckles ,blushing a bit*
Boop his nose!*glares*
I oughta wake you up for that...
*doesn’t*
*but is visibly tempted*
*sharp inhalation**murrs in my sleep*
Ohh Ari~
..Zzz....Zzzzzz...Zzz
Perfect.Boop his nose!
*my hat opens again, this time a big boxing glove pops out and smacks you**sharp inhalation*
That’s it.
Perfect.
*rolls up sleeves*
*boops his nose*
GAH*my hat opens again, this time a big boxing glove pops out and smacks you*
ZZZzzz...hehehehe....Zzzzz
Arrr!*sharp inhalation*
That’s it.
Perfect.
*rolls up sleeves*
*boops his nose*
*squints*Arrr!
I be having a fast ship waiting if ye needs a quick getaway!
Just get here before the 'Hat O' Destruction' can cast it's baleful influence over me poor ship and destroys me sails or somesuch.
*starts laughing as the sticks tickles me*GAH
*gets knocked down*
*puts palm to face*
*removes it, revealing a blackening eye*
*purses lips in determination*
*pokes you with stick*
Ahh—*starts laughing as the sticks tickles me*
Oh..ohhoho!! Hihihi hahaha
* as i squirm i kick your chin*
Ow!!Ahh—
*kicks you*
Arrrr! That they be!*squints*
Am I delusional, or are pirate speak and ye olde inglishe somewhat similar dialects in cadence?
*glares with bruised chin and black eye*Ow!!
*Wakes up and growls at you*
Cant a guy sleep here!!??
*gasps*Arrrr! That they be!
(Well as long as I want to retain my A++++ pirate rating.)
*glares with bruised chin and black eye*
No. No they cannot. Not with that dirty crap you were spewing. Twould distract anyone!
Are you aware that you are not always entirely immobile whilst unconscious?*stares at you*
Geeez dude what happen to you?
You where at a bar fight or something?
.....what does that have to do with your bar fight?Are you aware that you are not always entirely immobile whilst unconscious?
I don’t frequent bars. Your incessant unconscious drivel drove me to rouse you, but your hat and reflexes did their very best to obstruct my efforts. This was the result......what does that have to do with your bar fight?
So you are saying...you were touching me while i was asleepI don’t frequent bars. Your incessant unconscious drivel drove me to rouse you, but your hat and reflexes did their very best to obstruct my efforts. This was the result.