Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Snoores and mumbles*

Ohh mr.knight you naughty boy you~...ZZzz...Zzzz...Zzz

*glares*
I oughta wake you up for that...
*doesn’t*
*but is visibly tempted*

 

[Lenago]

*glares*
I oughta wake you up for that...
*doesn’t*
*but is visibly tempted*

Zzzz....zzzz...ohh i knew you like it hard you devil~ Zzzz....Zzzz

 

[Arishipshape]

Zzzz....zzzz...ohh i knew you like it hard you devil~ Zzzz....Zzzz

*hard boils an egg*
Forsooth.

 

[Lenago]

*hard boils an egg*
Forsooth.

*stays asleep and chuckles ,blushing a bit*

 

[Arishipshape]

*stays asleep and chuckles ,blushing a bit*

*glares*
He’s probably thinking about a different knight. I’m not even a knight at the present.

 

[Lenago]

*murrs in my sleep*
Ohh Ari~
..Zzz....Zzzzzz...Zzz

 

[TR273]

*glares*
I oughta wake you up for that...
*doesn’t*
*but is visibly tempted*

Boop his nose!

 

[Arishipshape]

*murrs in my sleep*
Ohh Ari~
..Zzz....Zzzzzz...Zzz

*sharp inhalation*
That’s it.

Boop his nose!

Perfect.

*rolls up sleeves*
*boops his nose*

 

[Lenago]

Boop his nose!

ZZZ...*growls*...Zzzzz

 

[Lenago]

*sharp inhalation*
That’s it.

Perfect.

*rolls up sleeves*
*boops his nose*

*my hat opens again, this time a big boxing glove pops out and smacks you*

ZZZzzz...hehehehe....Zzzzz

 

[Arishipshape]

*my hat opens again, this time a big boxing glove pops out and smacks you*

ZZZzzz...hehehehe....Zzzzz

GAH
*gets knocked down*
*puts palm to face*
*removes it, revealing a blackening eye*
*purses lips in determination*

*pokes you with stick*

 

[TR273]

*sharp inhalation*
That’s it.

Perfect.

*rolls up sleeves*
*boops his nose*

Arrr!
I be having a fast ship waiting if ye needs a quick getaway!
Just get here before the 'Hat O' Destruction' can cast it's baleful influence over me poor ship and destroys me sails or somesuch.

 

[Play3r]

I have no idea what is going on!

\^o^/

 

[Arishipshape]

Arrr!
I be having a fast ship waiting if ye needs a quick getaway!
Just get here before the 'Hat O' Destruction' can cast it's baleful influence over me poor ship and destroys me sails or somesuch.

*squints*
Am I delusional, or are pirate speak and ye olde inglishe somewhat similar dialects in cadence?

 

[Lenago]

GAH
*gets knocked down*
*puts palm to face*
*removes it, revealing a blackening eye*
*purses lips in determination*

*pokes you with stick*

*starts laughing as the sticks tickles me*

Oh..ohhoho!! Hihihi hahaha

* as i squirm i kick your chin*

 

[Arishipshape]

*starts laughing as the sticks tickles me*

Oh..ohhoho!! Hihihi hahaha

* as i squirm i kick your chin*

Ahh—
*kicks you*

 

[Lenago]

Ahh—
*kicks you*

Ow!!

*Wakes up and growls at you*
Cant a guy sleep here!!??

 

[TR273]

*squints*
Am I delusional, or are pirate speak and ye olde inglishe somewhat similar dialects in cadence?

Arrrr! That they be!
(Well as long as I want to retain my A++++ pirate rating.)

 

[Play3r]

The weekends are the worst for the Forums...
Especially saturdays...

 

[Arishipshape]

Ow!!

*Wakes up and growls at you*
Cant a guy sleep here!!??

*glares with bruised chin and black eye*
No. No they cannot. Not with that dirty crap you were spewing. If I tried to sleep, I wouldst fail miserably. Thine racket wouldst distract anyone!

Arrrr! That they be!
(Well as long as I want to retain my A++++ pirate rating.)

*gasps*

 

[Lenago]

*glares with bruised chin and black eye*
No. No they cannot. Not with that dirty crap you were spewing. Twould distract anyone!

*stares at you*

Geeez dude what happen to you?
You where at a bar fight or something?

 

[Arishipshape]

*stares at you*

Geeez dude what happen to you?
You where at a bar fight or something?

Are you aware that you are not always entirely immobile whilst unconscious?

 

[Lenago]

Are you aware that you are not always entirely immobile whilst unconscious?

.....what does that have to do with your bar fight?

 

[Arishipshape]

.....what does that have to do with your bar fight?

I don’t frequent bars. Your incessant unconscious drivel drove me to rouse you, but your hat and reflexes did their very best to obstruct my efforts. This was the result.

 

[Lenago]

I don’t frequent bars. Your incessant unconscious drivel drove me to rouse you, but your hat and reflexes did their very best to obstruct my efforts. This was the result.

So you are saying...you were touching me while i was asleep

...ohhh you naughty naughty knight~~