Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*A stick appears in the barrel and Bonks you in the head*
*A note flutters into your lap*
Go to horny jail!

;w;

O-owie...

I dont wanna go back to jail... Or Horny jail... my tail always hurts when I go ;~;

 

[TR273]

*sets you both down back on the ship*
find cover or cannons, either way, be careful!

*flies over to you to sweep you up and bring you back to the ship.*
Brace yourself captain! he looks mad!

*Recovers from the surprise that she hasn't been trampled.*
*Asserts authority*
Forward gun crew! Big white pi**ed demon thing! Target! FIRE!!!!
.....
......
Yes Wooly, you can yank the lanyard.

 

[Ravofox]

(WHAT!? you're sitting on me and you said I can look through the crack.)

What!?

*Baps you.*

Foxes sure are the worst to be trapped with

*A stick appears in the barrel and Bonks you in the head*
*A note flutters into your lap*
Go to horny jail!

A bit rich, coming from you...

*sets you both down back on the ship*
find cover or cannons, either way, be careful!

*flies over to you to sweep you up and bring you back to the ship.*
Brace yourself captain! he looks mad!

@Ravofox , you dirty dog!
*len says this whilst dodging a demon flame from the deranged sheep*
HEY YOU FLUFFY BASTARD IF MY FLAMES DONT WORK ON YOU, YOURS DONT WORK ON ME

I was about to thank you, but then you called me a dirty dog, you mangy rectangle-pupiled discount deer (jk jk )

 

[ssaannttoo]

Foxes sure are the worst to be trapped with

Aye! Speak for yourself!

*Pouts.*

 

[GentleButter]

*Recovers from the surprise that she hasn't been trampled.*
*Asserts authority*
Forward gun crew! Big white pi**ed demon thing! Target! FIRE!!!!
.....
......
Yes Wooly, you can yank the lanyard.

*The cannon fires a mighty blast and the shock waves can be seen in the ground*
*dust from the dirt erupts into the air upon contact with the charging sheep. a Gurgling BaaAAaa is heard and fades into silence*
Wow Captain, I think you got him...

BAAAAAAAA
*this time shrieking like a Banshee, the dust cloud disperses and The Demon Bosun rises from its ranks*

Foxes sure are the worst to be trapped with



A bit rich, coming from you...



I was about to thank you, but then you called me a dirty dog, you mangy rectangle-pupiled discount deer (jk jk )

"Hey! What did you just call...."
*Lens eyes widen as he witnesses the transformed Bosun*
(sick burn dude lol)

 

[TR273]

A bit rich, coming from you...

I'm a flirt not horny.

Foxes sure are the worst to be trapped with

*A metal rod bops you in the head*
*Another note is dropped*
Go to Irony jail.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*A metal rod bops you in the head*
*Another note is dropped*
Go to Irony jail.

*Looks over at @Ravofox.*

What does yours say?

 

[TR273]

*The cannon fires a mighty blast and the shock waves can be seen in the ground*
*dust from the dirt erupts into the air upon contact with the charging sheep. a Gurgling BaaAAaa is heard and fades into silence*
Wow Captain, I think you got him...

BAAAAAAAA
*this time shrieking like a Banshee, the dust cloud disperses and The Demon Bosun rises from its ranks*
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"Hey! What did you just call...."
*Lens eyes widen as he witnesses the transformed Bosun*
(sick burn dude lol)

Okaaaay...
Why is there never a knight with a ton of holy crosses and oodles of holy water when you actually NEED one.
@Arishipshape
*Draws her cutlass and with a banshee-like scream of her own she charges back down the gangplank to buy as much time as possible, hopefully the gun crew can reload and take another potshot.*

 

[GentleButter]

Okaaaay...
Why is there never a knight with a ton of holy crosses and oodles of holy water when you actually NEED one.
@Arishipshape
*Draws her cutlass and with a banshee-like scream of her own she charges back down the gangplank to buy as much time as possible, hopefully the gun crew can reload and take another potshot.*

yeah, i never thought I'd say this, but I kinda wish he was here...
*opens bladed fan and charges in with @TR273 *
Charging to battle without your first mate, eh? I think you've forgotten your manners, captain!

 

[Ravofox]

Aye! Speak for yourself!

*Pouts.*

*Pouts back*

*The cannon fires a mighty blast and the shock waves can be seen in the ground*
*dust from the dirt erupts into the air upon contact with the charging sheep. a Gurgling BaaAAaa is heard and fades into silence*
Wow Captain, I think you got him...

BAAAAAAAA
*this time shrieking like a Banshee, the dust cloud disperses and The Demon Bosun rises from its ranks*
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"Hey! What did you just call...."
*Lens eyes widen as he witnesses the transformed Bosun*
(sick burn dude lol)

Oh darn!!

(lol, you're welcome ;P)

I'm a flirt not horny.

*A metal rod bops you in the head*
*Another note is dropped*
Go to Irony jail.

Ow!! *rubs head*

*Looks over at @Ravofox.*

What does yours say?

'go to irony jail.' It's lost on me!

 

[TR273]

yeah, i never thought I'd say this, but I kinda wish he was here...
*opens bladed fan and charges in with @TR273 *
Charging to battle without your first mate, eh? I think you've forgotten your manners, captain!

Didn't want you getting hurt.
*Ducks under a flailing appendage and takes a swipe at the demon's body.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

'go to irony jail.' It's lost on me!

Huh... wanna switch?

*Shows you horny jail slip.*

 

[Ravofox]

Huh... wanna switch?

*Shows you horny jail slip.*

Well, I don't know exactly what either entail

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well, I don't know exactly what either entail

Just.. just take mine please. ;w;

 

[Ravofox]

Just.. just take mine please. ;w;

*rolls eyes*
Fiiiiiiiiine!!

 

[GentleButter]

Didn't want you getting hurt.
*Ducks under a flailing appendage and takes a swipe at the demon's body.*

(Im rolling dice for this lol)
*You manage to sever the end of one of the demons spindly legs, rendering it unusable!*
*the sheep wails, sounding like a thousand tortured diaphragms were escaping its throat, rearing up to attack Lin, who manages to dodge*
Excellent hit captain!
*Lin floats up to the Demons head and grabs onto its horns*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*rolls eyes*
Fiiiiiiiiine!!

*Falls on you, hugging you extra tightly.*

I love you!!!!!!!

 

[TR273]

(Im rolling dice for this lol)
*You manage to sever the end of one of the demons spindly legs, rendering it unusable!*
*the sheep wails, sounding like a thousand tortured diaphragms were escaping its throat, rearing up to attack Lin, who manages to dodge*
Excellent hit captain!
*Lin floats up to the Demons head and grabs onto its horns*

(I'll add that I am perfectly ok with getting hit.)
*Lets loose with a ton of Pirate curses (no magic attack beyond curling the ears of the more pure people). Goes for a double handed hack on the main body of the demon.*

 

[Ravofox]

*Falls on you, hugging you extra tightly.*

I love you!!!!!!!

Dawwww, thankies!!!
*huggles back*

 

[GentleButter]

*the demon shakes Len off its head, he goes flying into a tree*
AAAAARRRGGG

(I'll add that I am perfectly ok with getting hit.)
*Lets loose with a ton of Pirate curses (no magic attack beyond curling the ears of the more pure people). Goes for a double handed hack on the main body of the demon.*

(good lol this roll was less fun)
*The now extra curly sheep slams a spindly leg on the ground, close enough to knock your weapon into your own leg*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Dawwww, thankies!!!
*huggles back*

*Big slobbery smooch.*

*Takes Irony slip.*

:3

 

[TR273]

*the demon shakes Len off its head, he goes flying into a tree*
AAAAARRRGGG

(good lol this roll was less fun)
*The now extra curly sheep slams a spindly leg on the ground, close enough to knock your weapon into your own leg*

(Cool! It's no fun when everything always goes your way. )
*Gives a scream of pain, rage and frustration and the sword cuts into the side of her calf as deep as the bone. The leg collapses under her as she yanks the sword free! Bleeding heavily from the wound she tries to roll clear to apply some form of rudimentary first aid. On the Booty Queen the crew are still at least a minute away from being able to fire the 'Shotgun of Armageddon' at the demon.*

 

[GentleButter]

(Cool! It's no fun when everything always goes your way. )
*Gives a scream of pain, rage and frustration and the sword cuts into the side of her calf as deep as the bone. The leg collapses under her as she yanks the sword free! Bleeding heavily from the wound she tries to roll clear to apply some form of rudimentary first aid. On the Booty Queen the crew are still at least a minute away from being able to fire the 'Shotgun of Armageddon' at the demon.*

* a Deep rumbling growl can be heard and felt resonating beneath your feet. The Demon sheep is stunned for a second, before diving into the ground, tunneling its way seemingly to the core.*
*only silence can be heard to follow*
(bringing him back later when theres more ppl to raid boss fight with)

Captain, you all right?
*Len returns, hair full of twigs from the tree he had been yeeted into*

 

[Ravofox]

* a Deep rumbling growl can be heard and felt resonating beneath your feet. The Demon sheep is stunned for a second, before diving into the ground, tunneling its way seemingly to the core.*
*only silence can be heard to follow*
(bringing him back later when theres more ppl to raid boss fight with*

Captain, you all right?
*Len returns, hair full of twigs from the tree he had been yeeted into*

Jolly good show there!!!

 

[TR273]

* a Deep rumbling growl can be heard and felt resonating beneath your feet. The Demon sheep is stunned for a second, before diving into the ground, tunneling its way seemingly to the core.*
*only silence can be heard to follow*
(bringing him back later when theres more ppl to raid boss fight with*

Captain, you all right?
*Len returns, hair full of twigs from the tree he had been yeeted into*

*Some what surprised she hasn't been turned into a pancake, Sally blinks for a moment.*
I'm...*thinks* Actually no, this stings quite a lot. *Indicates the gash in her leg*.
I think...
*At this moment the shock catches up to her and she faints.*