Best first mate EVER!
Like dur!
*Puts an order in for steel ball bearing instead of musket balls.*
Burrrrrn!
Bagpipes : described by all true Scotsmen as 'The sweetest of music', described by all music lovers as 'The missing link between music and noise', described by everyone else as 'An offence to all that is good about noise.'
*is playing the bagpipes out and loud*
Ooh! Can you play Giorno’s theme?
See Ari likes my music, and this is Ari we are talking about
*glares.*
I’m particularly partial to bagpipes, violins, pianos, the classics.
Oh my. Tis a shame I wasn’t here. I’m sure I could’ve taken it singlehandedly. I hope nobody was hurt?
I hit it with a shoe!
*rolls eyes*
yes, lenny, you were great!
Hmm. I was unaware shoes were so effective gainst hellspawn. I’ll have to bear that in mind.
Oh, no, I meant I’m sorry to have missed out on the exp from soloing such a boss.
Ow. Where is she? Mayhaps a health potion would do here some good...
*hands you a full tin of biscuits*
resting.
Oh yeah dude i did a amazing 1HP worth if dammage!
*eats everthing tin and all*
Oh. Sounds like chip damage to me.
*frowns, nods*
You're all heart...
Resting quietly in my cabin. Reading a good book and enjoying a glass of wine.
*feels the glare of the captain from inside her cabin*
What, would you rather I see myself as the knight in shining armor who has to defend the helpless damsels?
....
May the avocados Rest In Peace.
Avocados....yuck!
*Observes the ice you are skating on getting thinner and thinner....*
I can handle anything short of feral demon spawn apparently. However I have a quest for thee!
