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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Pygmepatl said:
Judging by the similitude between skunk scent and coffee smell, I probably taste like coffee and that's why @ssaannttoo licks me, which means he actually likes coffee. *Smirks*
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Skunk ass tastes better.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Play3r

Play3r

Men.
Arishipshape said:
Sorry, can’t hear you, trying to wash the disgusting words out of my ears
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*Player taps the water and puts a bit on the top of his visor*
Unacceptable
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*A messenger arrives on the Booty Queen and knocks on the Captain's cabin door.*
*After being allowed entry he announces he is from the Elder Knights and unfurls a scroll.*
"We noticed you hired our knight @Arishipshape for a quest and that quest is now marked as complete. Please take a moment to fill out this customer satisfaction survey."
*Below are some tick boxes and space to write stuff*
"How many stars out of 5 would you give the knight?"
*She ticks '1'*
"Why have you given this rating?"
*Writes*
First for all his sword waving and bellowed challenges he was noticeable by his absence when an actual demon showed up. Second when given the quest, 'Walk 500yds and pick up a pair of pistols and bring 'em back'. He failed spectacularly and spent most of the time scaring children and playing with one of his fox friends.
Very disappointed, wouldn't even ask him to 'Fetch a shrubbery'.
*Hands the scroll back to the messenger, who leaves immediately after thanking me for my feedback and telling me it is important to them.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
TR273 said:
*A messenger arrives on the Booty Queen and knocks on the Captain's cabin door.*
*After being allowed entry he announces he is from the Elder Knights and unfurls a scroll.*
"We noticed you hired our knight @Arishipshape for a quest and that quest is now marked as complete. Please take a moment to fill out this customer satisfaction survey."
*Below are some tick boxes and space to write stuff*
"How many stars out of 5 would you give the knight?"
*She ticks '1'*
"Why have you given this rating?"
*Writes*
First for all his sword waving and bellowed challenges he was noticeable by his absence when an actual demon showed up. Second when given the quest, 'Walk 500yds and pick up a pair of pistols and bring 'em back'. He failed spectacularly and spent most of the time scaring children and playing with one of his fox friends.
Very disappointed, wouldn't even ask him to 'Fetch a shrubbery'.
*Hands the scroll back to the messenger, who leaves immediately after thanking me for my feedback and telling me it is important to them.*
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Wait I’m a knight again?! Woo hoo! Totally worth one bad review. If I wasn’t so thrilled I’d argue the minutiae of those false comments.
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
*I raise my eyrbow>*

Can you do that?
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*closes mouth*
 
Play3r

Play3r

Men.
Arishipshape said:
How can someone force you to taste something?! Just keep your mouth shut!

*chucks holy water bottle at you*
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*Tests*
Good
*Player puts away the shotgun*
Don't let it happen again.
 
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