Predators and Prey

[Kope]

*Fils you with love.*

:3

You’re not a girl tho

 

[Play3r]

*Sits on you.*

:3

...
I can ruin oreos for you.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You’re not a girl tho

Fair..

...
I can ruin oreos for you.

Hmm?

*Head tilt.*

 

[Play3r]

Hmm?

*Head tilt.*

You don't wanna see.
why?
Because i got if from

r/TIHI

r/TIHI: Haters Gonna Hate

www.reddit.com

 

[ssaannttoo]

You don't wanna see.
why?
Because i got if from

r/TIHI

r/TIHI: Haters Gonna Hate

www.reddit.com

*Blinks.*

 

[Play3r]

*Blinks.*

*Blink*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Blink*

*Pets.*

 

[Play3r]

*Pets.*

UwU

 

[ssaannttoo]

UwU

*Sits on your shoulders.*

What would it be like if I sat on your face?

 

[Play3r]

*Sits on your shoulders.*

What would it be like if I sat on your face?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like all the other times.

 

[ssaannttoo]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like all the other times.

*Sits on your face.*

:3

 

[Play3r]

*Sits on your face.*

:3

*muffled*
Hmm, it seems I have put myself in a conundrum.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Sits on your face.*

:3

What about me?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*muffled*
Hmm, it seems I have put myself in a conundrum.

Hehe.

*Pokes.*

What about me?

I will in 5 minutes :3

 

[Play3r]

...

 

[ssaannttoo]

...

*I get up off of you.*

@Borophagus Monoclinous your turn!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*I get up off of you.*

@Borophagus Monoclinous your turn!

Oh thanks. It is almost dinner time.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh thanks. It is almost dinner time.

*I would push you back before plopping down on your face.*

:3

 

[Play3r]

*Random audio of a cat mew plays from me*
'Mew'

 

[Arishipshape]

What about.
'Villain kills hero's father, hero call local law enforcement, local law enforcement arrest villain, the case goes before a judge and impartial panel of your peers where both sides argue their case, a decision is made, villain is set free/incarcerated, hero sell his story to trashy publications, a traveling show comes about, book and parchment deals arrive. The hero can retire and spend his life by the stream mining fish!
......
PROFIT!!!!

The villain doesn’t die for his murder!

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You have learned well, young Padawan.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

And now I will drink the whiskey

 

[Play3r]

You have learned well, young Padawan.

*Nod*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Dances.*

 

[Arishipshape]

@TR273
@metatherat

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Dances.*

*watches*
*puts a dollar bill in your waist band*