You’re not a girl tho*Fils you with love.*
:3

You’re not a girl tho*Fils you with love.*
:3
...*Sits on you.*
:3
Fair..You’re not a girl tho![]()
Hmm?...
I can ruin oreos for you.
You don't wanna see.Hmm?
*Head tilt.*
*Blinks.*
*Blink**Blinks.*
*Pets.**Blink*
UwU*Pets.*
*Sits on your shoulders.*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯*Sits on your shoulders.*
What would it be like if I sat on your face?
*muffled**Sits on your face.*
:3
*Sits on your face.*
:3
Hehe.*muffled*
Hmm, it seems I have put myself in a conundrum.
I will in 5 minutes :3What about me?
*I would push you back before plopping down on your face.*Oh thanks. It is almost dinner time.
The villain doesn’t die for his murder!What about.
'Villain kills hero's father, hero call local law enforcement, local law enforcement arrest villain, the case goes before a judge and impartial panel of your peers where both sides argue their case, a decision is made, villain is set free/incarcerated, hero sell his story to trashy publications, a traveling show comes about, book and parchment deals arrive. The hero can retire and spend his life by the stream mining fish!
......
PROFIT!!!!
You have learned well, young Padawan.
*Nod*You have learned well, young Padawan.
*watches**Dances.*