Predators and Prey

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Cleavages?

 

[ssaannttoo]

I know, first fraud, now this....It'll be Booze and women next.

*SHakes head.*

How the mighty have fallen.

 

[Arishipshape]

Looked...

And then did all of this tot ry and prove you're not really a perve.

Looked at what?! Did all what?!

Nooooo reason...

*Rolls her eyes*
How could you miss those great ORBS!!!

When you’re a grandmaster gaze averter, it’s pretty easy to miss.

I know, first fraud, now this....It'll be Booze and women next.

Well, now that I”m not a knight I’m actually interested in trying moderate levels of alcohol when I’m with company I trust.
...so probably never.

 

[TR273]

I WAS TOO BUSY EDITING THE HEAD TO LOOK AT THE CHEST

 

[Arishipshape]

*SHakes head.*

How the mighty have fallen.

You don’t respect my chivalry in the slighest, how dare you refer to those you hold in such lack of respect as “mighty”.

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When you’re a grandmaster gaze averter, it’s pretty easy to miss.

 

[TR273]

When you’re a grandmaster gaze averter, it’s pretty easy to miss.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You don’t respect my chivalry in the slighest, how dare you refer to those you hold in such lack of respect as “mighty”.

Thats what you think of yourself.

 

[Lenago]

Nooooo reason...

You're not planning on anything that might dammage my house are ya?
One more house down, and your booty queen will joining the flying dutchman!

 

[Arishipshape]

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How is it the second I’m a male again you’re instantly accusing me of perversion, despite me acting the exact same as a before? I suspect sexism.

Thats what you think of yourself.

Yes. And I don’t think of myself as “fallen”.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes. And I don’t think of myself as “fallen”.

*Raises eyebrow.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Raises eyebrow.*

Sure, I’ve been dragged down into the depths of humiliation, but I’ve at least kept my honor intact. Mostly.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sure, I’ve been dragged down into the depths of humiliation, but I’ve at least kept my honor intact. Mostly.

Mostly...

 

[Arishipshape]

Mostly...

Look I’m doing my best here!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Look I’m doing my best here!

I thought a knight's best was the best.. I'm doing okay.

 

[Lenago]

Sure, I’ve been dragged down into the depths of humiliation, but I’ve at least kept my honor intact. Mostly.

Mostly not

 

[Arishipshape]

Mostly not

*shakes head*

I thought a knight's best was the best.. I'm doing okay.

It is! What could you have expected me to have overall done differently?

 

[ssaannttoo]

It is! What could you have expected me to have overall done differently?

You know why everybody messes with you?

 

[TR273]

Looked at what?! Did all what?!

*Ahem*

Wait, there was cleavage—
*looks back*
GAH

You're not planning on anything that might dammage my house are ya?
One more house down, and your booty queen will joining the flying dutchman!

Only if I deliberatly knock it down. If it's an accident, or poor construction, or your cursed hat, or you built it on a swamp/mine shaft/ Place in the ground where a demon sheep is going to pop up. etc... and you lay one paw on my ship I'll set @ssaannttoo on you!

 

[Lenago]

You know why everybody messes with you?

Because he has a cute backside?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Because he has a cute backside?

Well.. true.

 

[Arishipshape]

You know why everybody messes with you?

Because I’m the picture of lawful good and everyone else is chaotic to the core (at varying levels of good).

*Ahem*

Sure, I probably should have intuited that’s what Santo was referring to, but I wanted to be safe in the course of arguing for my innocence in the matter.

 

[Lenago]

Only if I deliberatly knock it down. If it's an accident, or poor construction, or your cursed hat, or you built it on a swamp/mine shaft/ Place in the ground where a demon sheep is going to pop up. etc... and you lay one paw on my ship I'll set @ssaannttoo on you!

Fair,still i have my eye on you!

 

[Arishipshape]

Because he has a cute backside?

Well.. true.

How would you know what my backside looks like!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Because I’m the picture of lawful good and everyone else is chaotic to the core (at varying levels of good).

Well.. you're a stick.. a prickly one... that is up everybody's ass.. NOW some of us like that, but still!

 

[Arishipshape]

Well.. you're a stick.. a prickly one... that is up everybody's ass.. NOW some of us like that, but still!

I wouldn’t touch anyone else’s ass with a ten foot pole.