Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
(This is comedy gold. You should start a webcomic. If you have time, obviously.)Yes! I want you to get this bloody thing away from me!....
*Pauses*
Hold on....
*Rummages*
Ok...I seem to have acquired a bag of gold...that I'm not allowed to spend and a scroll.
*Reads*
.......mininumum...mummjumm......
.....something about villagers, a village, an attack, a dragon... boring....mfmtmgmrmtm....ah!
'If you succeed 400exp and a bag of gold will be yours.'
Well I'm going back to my ship to wait
*Can't move*
*Looks to the sky*
I don't know who you are, but you think you are funny and you're not!
*To Ari*
Could you do this quickly, I'm stuck here, and I really need to pee.
By my troth, fair maiden, I shall pursue this plot-thread as fast as I’m able! Luckily for you, I have a natural type advantage gainst dragons.
To questing!
*poses dramatically on a cliff top, cape billowing in the wind*
*epic fanfares play*
