Predators and Prey

[GentleButter]

Hmmm....

*I would squat down low on the floor, stroking my ears.*

Good question...

@TR273 , do you think Santo had a motive to end your life?

 

[ssaannttoo]

@TR273 , do you think Santo had a motive to end your life?

Yes, yes. This is actually quite good. Nor normally do we have the chance to question a homicide victim.

*TUrns and looks at her.*

How are you by the way?

 

[ssaannttoo]

(EEEEEEE I dont know if any of y'all watched death note. BUT EEE. It was the first Anime I've ever actually watched :3 Getting some cool vibes with this so imma put on some L's theme )

 

[TR273]

@TR273 , do you think Santo had a motive to end your life?

Not really no...
I feel they don't have a nasty bone in their body, we've been friends for a while. I can't think of any disagreements or fights.

*Drifts a few mugs of tea over.*

 

[TR273]

Yes, yes. This is actually quite good. Nor normally do we have the chance to question a homicide victim.

*TUrns and looks at her.*

How are you by the way?

As well as can be expected

 

[ssaannttoo]

Not really no...
I feel they don't have a nasty bone in their body, we've been friends for a while. I can't think of any disagreements or fights.

*Drifts a few mugs of tea over.*

*Bleps adorably.*

That is at least good to hear.

 

[ssaannttoo]

As well as can be expected

Right. Dead.

Could be worse I expect.

 

[Arishipshape]

I can't think of any disagreements or fights.

*purses lips*

*continues taking notes of cross-examination*

 

[GentleButter]

Not really no...
I feel they don't have a nasty bone in their body, we've been friends for a while. I can't think of any disagreements or fights.

*Drifts a few mugs of tea over.*

*nods*
wow, you're learning ghosty biz so fast!~

*Bleps adorably.*

That is at least good to hear.

All right.
*points to you*
Im gonna need that list of enemies, and YOU have just been promoted to detective.

*purses lips*

*continues taking notes of cross-examination*

(lol)

 

[ssaannttoo]

(TR and Len, check Disc.)

Honestly.. I thought it would have been Ari..

 

[ssaannttoo]

All right.
*points to you*
Im gonna need that list of enemies, and YOU have just been promoted to detective.

Really? Why me?

*Semi-Curious head tilt.*

 

[GentleButter]

Honestly.. I thought it would have been Ari.

*turns to @Arishipshape

Really? Why me?

*Semi-Curious head tilt.

only on account of you being the least suspicious. but i still have my eye on you.

 

[ssaannttoo]

only on account of you being the least suspicious. but i still have my eye on you.

Hmm...

*I pull up a chair sitting next to you, on my feet though, squating in it.*

maybe... but would that interfere no?

 

[GentleButter]

Hmm...

*I pull up a chair sitting next to you, on my feet though, equating in it.*

maybe... but would that interfere no?

then dont help with the investigation. we dont have time for interference, we must strike while the iron is hot!
*pulls out a corn cob pipe and blows bubbles out of it*

 

[Arishipshape]

Honestly.. I thought it would have been Ari..

*frowns*
A fair but inaccurate deduction.

turns to @Arishipshape

Hello. How might I assist in the investigation? You know, besides providing background music.

 

[GentleButter]

*frowns*
A fair but inaccurate deduction.

Hello. How might I assist in the investigation? You know, besides providing background music.

Yes, actually., your cooperation is appreciated.
Where were you at the time of the incident?

 

[ssaannttoo]

then dont help with the investigation. we dont have time for interference, we must strike while the iron is hot!
*pulls out a corn cob pipe and blows bubbles out of it*

Smoking is bad for your health.

*Pulls pipe out of your mouth.*

Dont want you dying too.

*Eyebrow raise.*

*frowns*
A fair but inaccurate deduction.

How so?

 

[Arishipshape]

Yes, actually., your cooperation is appreciated.
Where were you at the time of the incident?

I don’t know. Is the autopsy report in yet? What time was the incident?

How so?

Well, I’m known to dislike Sally and I’ve killed in anger before. I’m an obvious suspect. But, I didn’t do it, so your suspicion is technically misplaced.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Well, I’m known to dislike Sally and I’ve killed in anger before. I’m an obvious suspect. But, I didn’t do it, so your suspicion is technically misplaced.

*Another eyebrow raise.*

It's like saying you didn't take the cookie, yet you have crumbs on your face. And you even have a glass of milk on you.

 

[GentleButter]

Smoking is bad for your health.

*Pulls pipe out of your mouth.*

Dont want you dying too.

*Eyebrow raise.*


How so?

*blows more soap bubbles out of pipe after yanking it back*
its a toy prop! im a detective!
*pulls out oversized magnifying glass

I don’t know. Is the autopsy report in yet? What time was the incident?

Well, I’m known to dislike Sally and I’ve killed in anger before. I’m an obvious suspect. But, I didn’t do it, so your suspicion is technically misplaced.

The autopsy report is still in forensics.
*sustown station*
And I'll be the one to decide if my suspicion is misplaced.
what was the nature of your relationship with the victim?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Another eyebrow raise.*

It's like saying you didn't take the cookie, yet you have crumbs on your face. And you even have a glass of milk on you.

Precisely. I’d be lying to say it didn’t look like I did it. Yet I did not, in fact, do it.

The autopsy report is still in forensics.
*sustown station*
And I'll be the one to decide if my suspicion is misplaced.

Really? You say that as if you know who did it.

what was the nature of your relationship with the victim?

Me and Sally had a fairly adversarial relationship up until recently. She saved my ass on multiple occasions, so I was forced to have a grudging respect for her. But we definitely didn’t get along swimmingly.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Precisely. I’d be lying to say it didn’t look like I did it. Yet I did not, in fact, do it.

[Takes a mental note of that. I can use it later.]

 

[GentleButter]

Precisely. I’d be lying to say it didn’t look like I did it. Yet I did not, in fact, do it.

Really? You say that as if you know who did it.

Me and Sally had a fairly adversarial relationship up until recently. She saved my ass on multiple occasions, so I was forced to have a grudging respect for her. But we definitely didn’t get along swimmingly.

*takes notes*
Would you say that you are benefiting from the victims death?

 

[Arishipshape]

*plays cross-examination music more suited to such a dignified witness as myself*

*takes notes*
Would you say that you are benefiting from the victims death?

Hmmm...
No, not really. Despite me not deserving it, Sally’s been a friend to me on more than one occasion. Her lack of corporeality is going to limit any assistance she can provide me in the future. And it’s not like I was in her will. ...was I?!

 

[GentleButter]

*plays cross-examination music more suited to such a dignified witness as myself*

Hmmm...
No, not really. Despite me not deserving it, Sally’s been a friend to me on more than one occasion. Her lack of corporeality is going to limit any assistance she can provide me in the future. And it’s not like I was in her will. ...was I?!

*gasp*
@TR273 , did you have a will???
*turns back to you*
ahem, um, anyways do you know if the victim had any enemies?